Bruce's Keychain Emporium

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Author's Note: Yo, hey guys! Welcome back! I'm gonna try and update a lot since I barley have any homework, and it's a 3 day weekend! Thanks teacher development day! Also, guess who got a date to homecoming? ;) (ignore the bragging and just skip straight to the story) It's me!! And Raven1018! You guys should totally go embarrass her about it...(but you didn't hear it from me...) Okay, sorry about that, enjoy!

Disclaimer: This may come as a shock to you, but I don't own Teen Titans.

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Beast Boy led them to the T-car, where Robin was sitting in the drivers seat. Cyborg opened the door; picking Robin up and throwing him in the back.

"What the hell!?"

Cyborg retorted back, "My car, my rules, bird boy."

Robin shook his fists and crawled to the window seat, angstily staring out the window. Raven and Star settled in the back with Robin, while Beast Boy sauntered to the passenger seat.

Beast Boy grabbed a comb out of his pocket and ran it through his hair.

"Let's roll."

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Beast Boy groaned, blinking his eyes open; squinting at the immense amount of fluorescent light attacking his corneas.

"What...happened?"

He sat up and looked around. Robin was passed out on the floor, completely naked. Raven was in the corner, her face covered in sharpie. Cyborg was disassembled; his parts scattered around the room. Starfire, however, was nowhere to be seen.

Where were they?

He stood up, noticing the damage done to the place. Shelves were knocked down; keychains scattering the floor. Broken glass was by the windows, and one of the lights seems to have completely fallen to the ground.

He walked outside, the cool air on his face slightly relieving his ever-growing headache. The sign on the building read 'Bruce's Keychain Emporium'.

Wait, Bruce? That sounds strangely familiar...

No. No, it couldn't be. Could it?

It was.

There, on the sidewalk, dressed as a leprechaun, was Bruce.

And he was out cold.

Great.

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Author's Note: DUN DUN DUN!! What happened to them? Where's Star at? Why does Bruce own a keychain emporium? (Bruce, by the way, if you didn't read my story First Date, is just this asshole guy.) So, yeah, I decided double update, cause I'm not tired, and why not? Hoped you guys enjoyed! :)

~TwelvePercent

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