Brain: Write something.
Me: *Eats skittle*
Brain: Write something new for one of your stories.
Me: *Plays flappy bird*
Brain: People are gonna yell at you if you don't write something new.
Me: *Stares at open refrigerator*
Brain: GWEN, I WILL HOP OUTSIDE OF YOUR SKULL AND BEAT YOU UNTIL YOU WRITE SOMETHING NEW FOR ONE OF YOUR STORIES!!!
Me: Hey, is that a new YouTube video about how to talk to fish? I should watch that...
Brain: You know what? You can get an new brain. I QUIT!!
Me: FINE! I'll write something........
Brain: Besides this.