-In chorus-

Azalea & Lexi: *walk in arm and arm while skipping* Oh we're off to see the wizard!

LJ: Wizard of Oz

Lexi: Nah, really?

EJ: Hey you guys got along!

Azalea: Yep now stfu.

EJ: :(

Zalgo: Alright class today I will sort you into soprano and alto.

Lara: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!!

Hoodie: If we're getting sorted do we have to sing?!

Zalgo: Yesh.

Jeff: MY ANACONDA DON'T!

Lexi: *hits him with a chair* WTF!!! What did I say about singing that?!?!

Jeff: I'm sowwy :(

Azalea: I'm not singing.

LJ: Why? Cause you suck?

Azalea: *kicks him in the balls*

LJ: *makes a constipated face* OWWWWWWWW! MY GUM DROPS!!! *falls to the floor*

EJ: Wtf is up with him and candy?

Zalgo: Oh my god.......

Masky: *in the back of the classroom, rubbing cheesecake all over himself*

Lexi: O_o da fuq did I just witness?!

Jeff: *covers her eyes*

DL: I'm so creepy!

Jeff: You already know!

EJ: I'm on my wayyyyy, to kill you in your sleep.

Zalgo: *claps* Oh, so nice!

Lara: *shoots him with nerf gun* YOU'RE PREGNANT!

Zalgo: O_o

Lexi: YOU ARE THE FATHER!

Hoodie: DUN, DUN, DUN!!!!

Zalgo: Can you all listen for once?

Azalea: Everywhere I go-

Lexi: Bitches always know-

Jeff: That Charlie Scene (yes that is how it is spelt I saw the lyrics) has got a weenie that he likes to show!

Lexi: Bitch!

Zalgo: No singing Hollywood Undead!

Everyone: *points gun at him*

Zalgo: *backs away slowly*

Toby: *comes out of no where and tackles Zalgo* WAFFLES!!!!

EJ: O_O

Azalea: O_o

Zalgo: Toby!

Lara: Get him Toby!

Toby: *Twitch* WAFFLES!!!!! *Twitch* TOASTER!!!!!!!!

Jeff: Get the poor boy some fucking waffles!

-bell rings-

*Everyone except Toby who is still tackling Zalgo leaves*

Zalgo: TOBY GET THE FUCK OFF MEH!!!!

Toby: *Twitch* NEVA!!!!!! WAFFLES FOREVA!!!!!!!

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