MALUM

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CALUM'S POV

"CALUM THOMAS HOOD GET YOUR KIWI ASS UP NOW!!" I jumped up frantically looking around still half asleep 

"WHAT WHO DIED, WHO GAVE BIRTH, DID KELLIN QUINN FINALLY ASK ME TO MARRY HIM?!?!?!" I shouted looking around until I spotted luke who bursted out into laughter I groaned

"ugh what do you want you dick??" I said he catched his breath and said

"well before you frantically screamed hilarious things, and kellin quinn is already married with children you assbutt I was going to show you that I GOT TWO FRONT ROW TICKETS TO END THE UNIVERSE BETCH"  luke said showing me the two tickets I grabbed them and screamed

"OHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYY YASSSSSSSSSS FINALLY IM GONNA GET TO SEEE MY SEX LORD WOOOOOO" End The Universe is a punk rock band that has 4 fucking beautiful sex lords

Ashton irwin the drummer (teehee)

Alex gaskarth lead guitarisst

jack barkat bassist (A/N sue me ^.^)

and lastly Michael clifford lead singer

i've been waiting to finally see him in real life ,cuz that boy looks like he can destroy you from you lower parts I mean why else would they call him the cliffoconda

AM I RIGHT LADIES!!!!!!!!

"YEA SO GET READY SO WE CAN BE THE LOUDEST BITCHES GETTING ALL THE ATTENTION !!!!" luke screamed and left me to get ready i jumped in the shower my newly dyed hair looking fabulous i put on my lucky black boxers what? its not like girls dont own a lucky bra like come on they go practically half naked i'll go naked just so Michael can bang me into the next  universe haha

i threw on my ETU t-shirt and black skinny jeans and got my black and white vans and put on a black snapback i looked myself over and winked at myself i'm totally gonna get attention god dammit freaking luke turned me into an attention whore oh well

i grabbed the tickets and went downstairs to see luke ready we both smiled at each other ready to lose our voices and ran to his car

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