PART 69 SPECIAL!! CAELYNSHRUB AND JAPAN RECORD MANY YAOI THINGS NUMBER 4!

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And the death of me starts now! *drinks chocolate milk and pets puppy*

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This is a sexual chapter, as you know! Don't like = Don't read.

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LET'S GO!!!

France: *most likely drunk*

Canada: *"yelling" abou-- aboot France being drunk*

France: *gropes Pepper*

Pepper: *sCReaMs*

France: Honhonhon~ You've been a bad boy, Pepper~~!

Pepper: WTF. HELP.

Vladdie: *standing in shock watching the Frepper*

Japan: *zooms in a bit*

Caelynshrub: *squeals*

France: *pushes Pepper onto a beeed*

Canada: Wtf.

Pepper: *ScReeTcHing* DADDEH. YUU ONCE DID THIS AT A STRIP CLUB. DON'T DO IT AGAIN HERE. IN MY BED. BELARUS AND I SLEEP HERE. I THINK I GOT HER PREGNANT. DADDEH STAAAAAAAAHP!!!!

France: *LE KISSES LE PEPPER*

Pepper: *dead*

Caelynshrub: Oh.

Japan: Frepper!

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France: *no longer drunk*

Canada: You tried to rape our son!

France: I did?

Pepper: YES. -crei-

France: WTF. I'M NEVER GOING TO THE BAR WITH PRUSSIA AGAIN.

Pepper: It wasn't thaaaat bad!

Caelynshrub: *tries not to squeal but fails so... squeals*

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Da Kurlzz: Heheheheh. Funnyman.

Funnyman: WAT BRO?

Da KurlZz: My shirt says Kurly Fries.

Funnyman: *laughs*

Da KurlZz: *laughs*

Funnyman: *stops laughing*

Da KurlZz: Wat?

Funnyman: We both laughed at the same thing.

Da Kurlzz: And?

Funnyman: We need to be in a relationship now.

Da Kurlzz: Oh.

Da Kurlzz: ...

Da Kurlzz: *kisses Funnyman PASSIONATLY*

(I REALLY hope that they NEVER come across this fanfiction ever.)

Funnyman: *kisses back PASSIONATLY*

Caelynshrub: *squeals because I just started shipping them because of this*

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Johnny 3 tears: *maKing oUt with CHARLIE SCENE BECAUSE THEY'RE TOTES CANNON WHEN DRUUUNK*

Charlie: *what in the fuck duck do you think he's DOOING?!*

Caelynshrub: *rolling*

Japan: *paying attention* That's what rear humans do?

Caelynshrub: Maybe what real humans do, not rear.

Japan: Stfu.

Caelynshrub: Okee... *shuts the fuck up*

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France: *sexy things with Canada*

Canada: *MANY moans*

France: *seme sexy things*

Canada: *ScrEaMs and MOAWNS*

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Russia: *sitting next to China*

China: *reeding*

Caelynshrub: *hApPy*

Japan: This isn't even--

Caelynshrub: Shhh, child. It will be.

Japan: Okay.

Things: *evolve into Rochu stuff*

Caelynshrub: Tooold yooou!

Japan: Wat.

CaElyNshRub: I would ship us but you're with America...

Japan: Okay... That's cool I guess?

Caelynshrub: *secretly ships Caepan*

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J-dog: *kisses his $2 bill*

Japan: Is this even a ship?

Caelynshrub: Yah!

Japan: *observes*

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Hungary: *laughing noises*

Caelynshrub: Wat did yuu doooo?!

Hungary: I gave Austria zeme powder!

Caelynshrub: Why...?

Hungary: He's to vhiny to top so he could be all zeme like toward Pruzzia!

Caelynshrub: I see. *takes pictures*

Japan: *recording SOFTLY*

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Caelynshrub: Danny and J-dog?

Japan: Is that cannon?

Lexiface: No. Danny is miiiiiiiiiine!

Caelynshrub: *giggle noises* Not anymooore! *points to the Danny and J-dog stuff*

Lexiface: *trying to resist the yaoi*

Violapie: Band member yaoi? Maaaaaaaybeeeee...

Lexiface: *doesn't reject the yaoi*

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Lithuania: Okay, Lithuvania tops because normal!

Poland: Laik, nah. It's a holiday.

Lithuania: Really?

Poland: 69 day. *HOLIDAY SEMES YOOO!!!*

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Japan: What time is it?

Caelynshrub: *looks at random watch* Uuum... 12:50 pmmm. (Because where I live while I'm writing this part it's 12:48 am.)

Japan: Want to have a lunch break?

Caelynshrub: Are you asking me out?!

Japan: No?

Caelynshrub: Oh. Well, lunch IT UP BITCH.

Japan: Oh.

Lunch: *food*

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Caelynshrub: *drinks tea*

Japan: *eats carrot*

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Amer¡ca: *goes to the white house*

Obama: Oh. I've been waiting for you, Alfred.

(Ameribama is a new ship, peeps.)

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I think this is over now.

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I enjoyed writing this.

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Bai!!

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