unknown number: Hi, is this Michael?
me: yes, who dis? lol
unknown number: I'm scared to tell you.
unknown number: Well, I haven't talked to you before. But I know you.
me: how do you know me if you haven't talked to me
unknown number: Because I just do. Can we talk for a little while and then I'll tell you who I am?
unknown number: Is that okay?
me: sure but why did you text me if you didn't want me to know who are are?
me: Michael's confused
unknown number: Referring to yourself in third person is cute.
me: I promise I won't kill you or something if you tell me who you are..
unknown number: Hah..
unknown number: I know you won't. You're too nice to kill me.
unknown number: I hope.
me: okay you've called me cute and nice so you must know me but idk how.. is this some sort of awful prank?
me: bc it's not good
me: not good at all
unknown number: I'll give you hints at who I am.
unknown number: You get three questions.
me: first question - who are you
unknown number: Omg not that question
me: do you go to my school?
unknown number: No.
me: do you go to a school at all?
unknown number: Your questions suck.
unknown number: But the answer is yes. I go to uni.
me: how do you know me?
unknown number: I used to be friends with your brother. That's your last question.
me: my brother? really?
me: -10 points for hanging out with him
me: can I ask one more question?
unknown number: Fine, Only one.
unknown number: And only because you're cool.
unknown number: Make it a good question though.
unknown number: But don't ask who I am.
me: will you tell me what your name starts with?
me: or your last name...
me: no wait
me: what does your first name start with?
unknown number: A :-)
YO YO YO
I'm writing this bc I'm bored. plz don't say I'm copying someone's plot because I'm not. I promise it gets different real fast okay
thx for reading I love you alll
peace out homiez