A Dark Knight: Things That Go Boom

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Pyg the swine is in Arkum

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Pyg the swine is in Arkum. The inmates are bouncing along to some pop music. Pyg changes the record. No we have 'Ava Maria' playing. The inmates are now calm. Well all but one. He is a little upset. I would be too locked in there with Pyg.. The inmate tells Pyg he doesn't like his choice of music. Pyg laughs and taunts the inmate, until he cracks and punches Pyg. That did it. Pyg breaks the record in half and kills the other one. Well I guess he don't have a problem no more... Ha ha ha.. Ewe! Pyg licked the blood of his fingers!!!

Sexy Foxy is talking with boring Jim. Telling him about the change in Pyg's appearance. He has had lots of reconstructive surgery. Then Jim has the bright idea to use a wait for it... A computer image of what he would have looked like before all the surgery. Now Foxy why didn't you think of that???

Sofia is waiting for Jim as he enters his office. She wants to know why he has not called her. "You do not have to worry about Penguin knowing, what I did for you Jim. I told him." Sofia said. Of course this does not make Jim a happy camper. "We will never be together Sofia." Jim said. Poor Sofia, she got dumped, in a spectacular way too.....

Lee is sitting in the big chair, she is holding court. Butch is one side of her, Ed the other. Ashley hiding behind the chair. Lee works it out for them. Finished. Good next." Ed said. Does he seem a little upset to you?? Turns out he is, he is pissed she is helping them, but he it seems is still a moron. Well Ed..... "Help, help. Samson just attacked me." one man yells. "Samson?" Ed asked. He is the boss of the territory so it seems. Lee is off on a mission with Ed..

Sofia is with Penguin. He has accused her of betraying him. Tells her about what Martin and Emily said. "No Oswald I am your friend." Sofia said. "No you are not. You have been plotting to take me out for months now." Penguin said. Silence... "Bravo Penguin. Someone told me you were a real mastermind. But you are just stupid. I had you eating out of my hand, with just a foot rub, and some goulash." Sofia said. Penguin nodded his head. "Yes what a fool I was, am. But I know Jim Gordon came to see you months ago. So now it is time to find out what you know." Penguin said. "Now Boss?" Zsasz asked. "Yes now!" Penguin replied. "Meet the Dentist. Oh and by the way, he is not the one you get a lollipop from after the visit." Penguin said. Way cool Pengie....

Gordon has come to see the Pyg. He wants to know who he really is. "I am a mirror image of you Jim." Pyg said laughing. Jim punched Pyg. He laughs again. "James you are a swine." Pyg said. Na that's you buddy ha ha ha... "The people love me." he said laughing again. "No. No they don't. Jerome Valaska, Fish Mooney, The Penguin. The people love them, they are legends." Jim said taunting Pyg. Yeah e think so too Jimbo.. "Now I am leaving here, so I never have to think of you again." Jim said. "James, I am not done with you yet." Pyg said with an angry southern voice. "Ah there you are. Goodbye Pyg." Jim said as he turned to leave. Pyg not happy now Jim....

Lee has ventured into Samoans territory. "What are you two doing here?" Ed asked Joker and Harley. "We heard you had a beef with the Boss. Just came to help out." Joker said. "Yes we like ya too." Harley said giggling. "We don't need any help." Ed said. "Really?" Harley asked getting onto Ed face. "Hey man don't look at her, he is a little possessive." Samson said with a laugh, then a cough. Lee sighed. "What?" Samson asked. "That cough, sounds like a case of Narrows Lung." Lee said. "Narrows Lung huh?" Samson asked with another cough. "I could fix it for you, if you leave my people alone." Lee said. "Your People, your People are not from around here. You are both form uptown. When you have been born and bread here. You can have your people." Samson said. "How about 30 % of fight night?" Lee said. Samson laughed again. "Well we weren't born here." Harley said. "You tow are the crazy exception." Samson said. "And here I was thinking the Narrows is way to serious. They need the clowns to liven things up." Joker said laughing. "Or could be the money we make for ya." Harley said giggling. "A little of both. No it is time you two went and made me some more." Samson said. Oh Mister, I would not have said that. Joker is now smiling and showing his teeth!! I would watch me back if I was you...

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