*sighs* ....Guess who's back! This fcking Mexican wolf! Back cause SOMEONE by the name of Nova4ever created a fanfic of, you guessed it, this Mexican wolf! Joy! Pure joy! I hate the fact that they did this to watch me suffer even more.... but that's what everyone likes to do to me. Watch me suffer. Let's just see what they wrote!
Yes, because everyone will totally be stopped by the title of the book. Like everyone will respect boundaries and not look at it. Welp, not in wattpad they will. Privacy ain't sht. Especially when you're dealing with I.
Who the fck- WHO THE FCK IS BOB THE TACO???? HOW IS A FCKING TACO TALKING??? TACOS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO TA- Oh sht... I literally ate tacos a few hours ago. Sht- I ate his family.... oh fck, I just ate this tacos family..... eh, they were fcking delicious. They were delicious tacos and I don't regret eating them.
Fck yeah I'm Mexican. I'm the last existing Mexican wolf! ...Or Hispanic, either way immigration police still be trying to hunt me down to deport me. For all you folks out there who don't know what Bob the taco is saying.... Google translate that cause I for sure ain't doing it for you. Hold up... why the fck am I just realizing he's a taco. Was his sombrero in the way of seeing him as a taco? Okay, I get I'm slow at getting sht, but I'm sure everyone will notice instantly when a taco starts talking and they're called Bob. AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I DO NOT DROOL. FCKING NIAGARA FALLS DOESN'T COME POURING FROM MY MOUTH WHEN I SEE A TALKING TACO.
....I get like that when I see a big plate of tacos.... and pockys. Those are fcking delicious! Only none Mexican thing I'll fcking drool over as well. Actually- I'm craving pocky right fcking now. BISHOP! GET ME A POCKY NOW!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE AIN'T ANY LEFT? YOU IRISH FCK, DID YOU EAT THEM ALL?!?! I PAID 5 FCKING DOLLARS FOR IT!!!
Yes me, because saying that you want to eat them is gonna have them slow down. Especially if you probably eaten his whole entire fcking family. Oh sht- OH SHT, THE FCKING POLICE FOUND ME. FCK, I AIN'T GETTING DEPORTED TONIGHT. I THINK THE FCK NOT. YOU CAN HAVE THE TACO, FCK THIS SHT. MEXICAN WOLF SAYS NO! NOVA IF I GET DEPORTED, I SWEAR TO GOD-
*offended* BTCH! YOU TRAITOR! NOT GONNA ARREST THE TACO? DON'T ARREST THE TACO, ARREST THE FCKING MEXICAN WOLF WILL YOU. LIKE HELL YOU'LL BE TAKING THIS WOLF BACK TO MEXICO. I'LL FCKING FIGHT YOU OFF AND TURN YOUR REMAINS INTO FCKING SALSA TO POUR ON FCKING BOB WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU POLICE.
That would have been the case if my wimp ass didn't use fcking dig and nope the fck outta there.
Oh so now they're dragging the taco away. I was gonna eat him for fcking dinner. He's forever gone now. Btch gonna get eaten by the police. Spanish ain't helping his ass from getting deported. Least I managed to escape getting deported again like a mastermind I am with escaping the police. Still, his family was fcking delicious.
Well, seems to be it of part one of what Nova wro- Oh, what's this?
.....THIS IS FCKING BRILLIANT. GUESS WHO GOT DEPORTED, FCKERS!!! AND GUESS WHO'S GONNA DIG A FCKING TUNNEL TO GET BACK TO THE U.S!!!! YOU CAN'T STOP THIS FCKING MEXICAN!!!! OLÉ FCKERS!!!! FCK EVERYTHING, AT THE END OF THE DAY, I'M MEXICAN AND YOU CAN'T DO SHT ABOUT IT!