YOU ARE READING Jokes Humor Just random jokes and funny stories Please also read my other book: Quotes #funny #humor #humour #jokes #laugh #stories 302 138 1 0 by celina-carie by celina-carie Follow Share Share via Email Report Story Send Send to Friend Share Share via Email Report Story Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. ' Sis,' he said, 'I wish you'd sing Christmas carols.' 'That's nice of you, Alfie,' she replied. 'Why?' 'Then I'd only have to hear you once a year!'