When I'm in the bathroom at some public place
Stranger: So... What r u doing?
Me: Going to the bathroom <.<
Stranger: Mind if I come over?
Me: I'm a little busy right now...
Stranger: I'll call u back. There is an idiot in the stall.next to me answering all my questions.
Me: 0_o
YOU ARE READING
Pee ur pants funny!
RandomWarning. Do not eat, drink, or go to the bathroom while eating- READING this. If u eat. u will probably choke. If u drink it will either go out ur nose or down the air pipe. If u got to the bathroom... I don't even have.to say it do I?