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Hi.

So it is 23:17

And i was supposed to finish marliza.

But h o w e v e r mine lazy brain got bored and eventually decided for me to sleep but being obnoxius lil fucc, i couldnt fall asleep

That was when my brain decided to say 'mY HeArT hAs bEeN sEvErLy dAmaGed sO jOhN iF yoUr oUt tHeRe-'

So uhh yeah:

Ladies, gentlemens and nonbinary pals, i present u hamilvines:



Hamliza w John

Eliza- I HAVE SAW YOU HANGING OUT JOHN .

Alex- I- ELIZA IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!

Eliza- *cocks gun* I WONT HESISTATE BITCH





Mulette

Herc- *jumpscares Laf*

Laf- aaaHHHH STOP!! I COULD HAVE DROPPED MY CROISSANT!

Herc- *dies of laughing*

•the summary of Phillip

Phillip- when there's too much drama

Phillip- all you have to do is

Phillip- waLK AWaaaaAYYYYyyyyyyyyY




•lams w laf

Laf- two brosss chilling in a hot tub

Laf- five feet  apart cuz they arent gay

•the summary of Hurricane

Alexander- *accidently his food falls*

Alexander- hurricane katrina???

Alexander- more like hurricane tortilla-

• Eliza coming out to Peggy

Eliza- hey im lesbian

Peggy- thought you were american????

• Angelica n Eliza

Angelica- *sees Eliza taking drugz*

Angelica- WE ALL ARE CHILDREN OF JESUS

angelica- KuMBAYAAAA MY LORDDDD

lowkey marliza

Eliza- if he doesnt treat you right, you are done, you are gone

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