90's Hearthrobs: Male Edition

Daddy Daycare Pt. 2 - Nasir Jones

I immediately popped two Excedrin tablets in my mouth as soon as we got to DisneyWorld. Just being surrounded by all these screaming kids was enough to give me a migraine on sight.

I sighed, strapped the backpacks on the girls and we made our way to the front of the line. I woulda rented this shit out for a few hours but Desire almost had a fit when I mentioned the idea. She said the kids needed to be surrounded by other lil niggas their age and live normal lives.

I just rolled my eyes at that. My kids weren't average & I wasn't going to treat them as such. I wanted the best for my kids and if I had the financial means, which I did, they would get the best. We wandered through the park looking for things they could ride, & Mia stopped walking, getting excited when she saw Goofy & Mickey Mouse. Destiny looked scared but I was gonna get some pictures while the girls still looked decent, she was gonna have to suck it up.

"Des & Mimi, stand next to them, I said as I dug in my jacket pocket for my disposable camera. These shits were such a disappointment, but I was gonna use it regardless.

"Do we have too Dad?" Destiny groaned with her hand lodged on her hip. "Yes Destiny, get your ass over there." I squinted holding the camera up against my face. I couldn't see shit through this small ass peephole.

"But Dadddddd...." she whined. Mia was standing by herself waiting for me to take the picture, shielding herself from the sun. The guys in the suits looked like they were getting annoyed, as was I.

"Destiny Jones, you better get your ass in that picture, NOW or we're LEAVING." I gritted my teeth and gave her an annoyed look, the day had just started & I wasn't with the bullshit. She finally scurried over to join them and I finally snapped the pictures. I tipped the guys and we continued our trek through the park. After 20 pictures, 12 rides, 3 churros, and 2 cheeseburgers & fries, the girls finally found a ride they were both interested in.

"Daddy, can we do the teacups next?!" Destiny shouted as she and Mia bounced up and down obnoxiously. "Pleaseeee Mr. Jonessss... Please???" Mia chimed in, a shy smile spread across her lips. I rolled my eyes inwardly, that corny ass ride.

"Anything for my girls." I said, kneeling to their level and they attacked, hugging me from both sides.

"And Mimi, you can call me Dad or Mr. Nasir. Not Mr. Jones okay? You're apart of our family now too." I smiled gently, pinching her cheek affectionately. She grinned at me and grabbed Destiny's hand in hers.

"Okay Dad. Teacups!" Mia hugged me again & quickly got distracted, as the girls noticed the cups and the dumbo ride in the distance.

"A'ight, come on y'all, last person there has to ride with me." I said, as they raced off toward the kiddie ride. "Damn, nobody wanna ride with daddy? Y'all fake forreal. If it wasn't for me, y'all ungrateful asses woulda been at home watching tv." I huffed, shaking my head as they stood in the short line.

"Ooooohhhh, Swear Jar!" They both shouted and I mentally kicked myself. I need to chill with this cursing shit. Before, it was just Destiny, now Mia was in on it too. I lifted my bucket hat & scratched my head a little, feeling mad salty before reaching in my pocket, peeling off two hundreds.

"Okay Mary Kate & Ashley, get y'all asses on." I said pushing them towards the ticket collecting nigga. I grabbed their bookbags from them and tossed them on my back. His eyes widened when they focused on me and I knew he was about to pull some fanboy shit.

"Hey aren't you..." He started to ask, but my beeper started going off like crazy. Thank God. I showed him the beeper and shrugged sheepishly as I walked away looking for a place to sit. It wasn't anyone but Desire.