|B R A D E N|
Braden stared at the ceiling, his stomach clenching. He was starving, but wouldn't dare to move with Conner curled up in the crook of his arm. Soft little snores escaped him, along with a strand of mumbled sentences that made no sense.
Braden just listened, his chest filling with warmth. He got such utter joy from just being next to Conner. It was ridiculous. Ever since they'd f*cked, Conner has been clingier than Braden could've ever anticipated. He was constantly cuddling up to him, giving him kisses, just being overall lovey dovey. Braden would be lying if he said he didn't enjoy all the attention.
It was nice to pour all his attention and affection into one person, not having to care for everyone in his herd for a few days. Just taking care of Conner made him happy, he was almost like a doting mother for the boy. It was clear how much they felt about each other.
As Braden laid there, gazing upwards and thinking about Conner, a loud crash came from outside. Conner jumped in his sleep, springing up.
"What was that?" Conner asked, sleep edging into his voice.
"I don't know... you stay here, I'll go check it out," Braden replied, sliding off the edge of the mattress. He exited his house quietly, circling back to the window of his room.
A startled gasp was ripped from his throat at the sight he saw. He couldn't believe it- he was traumatized and terrified.
Before him stood Blade in a pair of thigh-high boots, fishnets, and a short striped shirt. His short hair was pulled into two pigtails that stick straight up because of the length. Black hearts were drawn under his eyes and makeup was applied to his face. He looked absolutely horrendous.
The worst part of all was the music playing and the dance he was doing. It was the e girl factory song and the e girl dance. Braden wanted to scream in terror.
The only thing that could be heard over the cringed music was Theseus' diabolical laugh.
"APRIL FOOLS, DIPSH*T! THIS CHAPTER NEVER EVEN HAPPENED!" Theseus cackled, taking such glee from the scene unrolling before him.
Braden swore beneath his breath. Of course the one day the b*tch who wrote him into existence had energy to write was the day they wanted to pull a prank. Now he would have to wait another 3 fucking months until she were again! Braden hated his life.
BAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! DID I GET ANY OF YOU?!?! I AM SORRY FOR BEING A SUCKY WRITER, BUT YEAH. I'M GOING TO TRY AND FORCE MYSELF TO HAVE ANOTHER CHAPTER UP IN A WEEK. I DON'T KNOW, SCHOOL HAS BEEN SUCKING RECENTLY. I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS LITTLE 'PRANK' AND NONE OF YOU GET TOO MAD AT ME 😁😊😊😊SEE YA SOON, DWEEBS.
I'm just adding a bunch of returns
That way you won't be able to tell
That this is a super short chapter
Is it working?
I don't know
I don't know much
I'm depressed :)
Have a good day
Or good night
YOU ARE READING
Conner Mills was sure that the moon goddess had it out for him when he realized he was mated to Braden Strauss. Why would he think that? Braden Strauss was nowhere close to his type! And Conner had a very specific type. Conner liked girls. Bra...