-he's trash like the rest of us and becomes obsessed
"Hey babe! It's time to go."
"Wait I need to make sure you didn't kill yourself..nope okay we can go."
-when you're bored he'll read it to you
-he gets so invested it's crazy
"This is kinda dumb."
-he thinks a few of them are unrealistic bc they don't depict you guys very well
-but he really likes this one and he rereads it over and over bc he's a hoe
-he is always talking out as if yelling will change the story he's read and learned EVERY word to
-oh he L I V E S for your fanfics
-he thinks they're hilarious at how accurate and wrong they can be
-he also gets pressed bc sometimes he'll ask you to do stuff and you refuse
"Story y/n would've done it in a heartbeat."
"Jack shut up! I'm not gonna lick your toes."
-things are getting a little wild at Caillou's house
-He found a SMUT fanfic of y'all
-he laughed a hell of a lot
"Damn y/n we have to try this!"
-Pervy Jew mode activated
-sometimes when you're trying to be serious or eat he'll read it to you just to throw you off
"Stooop Jesus does not approve!!¡1!!¡"