90's Hearthrobs: Male Edition

Paradise City - Bumper Robinson

"I don't want dick tonight, Eat my pussy right!" I sang, as I bobbed my head to the music pouring out of my Jeep speakers as I stopped at a red light. "This is my jam girl. Turn that shit up" my best friend Nina said as she stood up in the drop top shaking her booty to the rhythm.

"Bitch sit yah ass down, I'm not tryna get pulled over because you wanna be ratch out here" I turned up the radio & rolled my eyes at her antics. Nina was a whole trip, she was all about having fun but consequences were usually the last thing on her mind.

"Sorry Kalani, I forget where my head is at sometimes, girl you know." She replied plopping back down into the passenger seat. She pulled down the mirror and checked her hair & makeup making sure everything was still in place. "Can I at least wave my arms buzzkill?" She asked,  grinning at me as the light changed & I sped off.

"I'm a buzzkill? You wanna walk to the club hoe?" I turned to look at her over my sunglasses as I tapped my acrylics to the beat of the Lil Kim song.

"Damn, why you so uptight K? I'm glad we're going to the club cause you need to find yah self a new nigga. I'm tired of this lil attitude. It's been too long, you need some DICK BITCH!"  Nina yelled over the music waving her arms as she resorted to dancing in her seat. 

"I don't need dick. If I wanted some, I could get some Nina" I replied as we finally pulled up to Paradise City. It was an exclusive strip club in New York City,  that a mutual friend had told us about.

It wasn't our norm but Nina wanted a change from our regular routine. "Mmhmm, sounds like an excuse to me. Still not over Dino I see.." she smirked as she folded her arms across her exposed chest.

I tucked my sunglasses in the front compartment & as I went to cut off the engine I heard H-towns 'They Like It Slow" echoing through the speakers. Of course this shit would happen, the universe fucking hates me.

Nina looked at me knowingly as I turned the radio off. "I'm very much over Dino's cheating ass, mind your business. Thank You very much." I sighed as we started walking towards the club entrance.

I could tell it was packed already & there was an extensive line that I didn't feel like waiting in. "...And since you wanna be all up in my business, what about Devanté? Does your boyfriend know you're out here acting like you're still single?" I asked pettily, displaying my ID as the bouncer waved us through. 

I don't remember the last time I had to wait in line for anything actually. A famous ex came with it's perks sometimes.

"We're not talking about me, we're talking about you. And fuck Devanté. He's not my daddy, that nigga don't own me."  Nina scoffed in irritation as we took seats in the VIP section of the club.

I glanced around at our surroundings and took in the strippers, hoards of people, celebrities & the tacky black & gold decor. My nose wrinkled up as the smell of booty sweat and stale perfume wafted into my nose. Just ughh. Yuck.

"What you want to drink K? Devanté gave me his black card last night so, tonight is on him" she chuckled as she waived the waiter over.

"Just get me one henny shot boo, I still have to drive us home tonight " I said crossing my legs and smoothing out my Fendi miniskirt. I adjusted my boobs in my matching bra top watching her dig around for her credit card.

"Hi, can I get a bottle of  VSOP Hennessy, Some Aliźe and a bottle of your finest champagne please?" Nina asked handing him the card. He scampered off to the bar and Nina handed me her purse as he returned with the bottles.

"I'll be right back boo, I have to pee." Nina grabbed herself a glass of champagne and flounced in the direction of the dance floor tossing a wink over her shoulder.