064: The Gathering Dorkness

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"The purpose of this gathering is to discuss planning the schedule for the invasion of the Kingdoms of Light!" Zorgnath the Destroyer intoned before his commanders.
"Hold on, The Dread Sorcerer Ch'lighoth is attempting to scry in," said Nerozar the Impure.
"I shall not wait for that fool. When shall our unholy legions prepare to assemble to destroy the forces of good?"
"My army's fighting the border elves," someone said.
"I have a dam project going until winter, and all my slave labor is occupied," said another.
"This meeting could have been conducted by messenger raven," complained Lothnicar the Wicked.

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