Eurovision Rant/Opinions Book

TOP 26 Eurovision 2019 (so far)

This year is so cheap and most of the songs are bad. It was hard for me to make this list and it's still unfinished- I'm not satisfied with it because the songs are not as good as last year...

26. Georgia

Um ,what was that? I don't like it...The only thing I can hear is Varadavarada Iiiiaree. I love Georgian language ,but excuse me what?

25. Italy

Holy noodle ,why is everyone so obsessed with this??? Hate me if you wat but I still hate this one. Maybe people like it because it's Italy ,everyone loves Italy. Not this year baby

24. Montenegro

Cheap as candy. Why didn't they send balkan ballad like last year awawaw. 

23. Moldova

The song is nuh-uh and that outfit on the final was NOpe.

22. Denmark

Ah ,love is so...cheap in songs like this one. Why Denmark didn't select something unique like last year???

21. Finland

Eh..

20. Estonia

Eh...

19. Lithuania

EeEeHHhH.....

18. United Kingdom

I swear ,I know this song from somewhere!

17. Czech Republic

Still hate the chorus but love the verses

16. Croatia

Why do people hate it so much? Best male vocal so far. For Gods sake ,he is 17! I like the idea the first part to be in English and the second in Croatian. Damn ,I should place is higher. Eh ,next time!

15. Cyprus

Fuego 2.0. Seem like Cyprus wanted to send something like last year so they could win. It won't happen

14. Serbia

I didn't hear the whole song but i guess is okay?

13. Hungary

I'm happy that Joci is back but this song is not as great as 2017. I wanted Leander Kills to win A Dal ,they tried so many times but damn-

12. Albania

I kinda got bored of it. Still ,I love her voice. please don't bring this outfit to Tel Aviv ,thanks

11. Portugal

I fucking love the instrumental part but when he sings ,oh boy-

10. France

Bilal is still cute lil' bean that i shall' protect!

9. Germany

Uhm ,Kinda weird to name your song the same way as your group/duo but hey ,you decide.

8. Spain

His smile oioioio

7. Romania. 

I don't think this got the place it deserves but I said the list is unfinished.

6.Norway

Ain't I gonna hold on to these Monsters anymore? 

5. Australia

It grew on me. Oh my god i love this! It's still weird but ohohoho i love it

4. Iceland

Weirdo number two. I want this to be the black sheep and to win it all. The chorus is killing it and those lyrics XD

3. Slovenia

I love it aaa

2. Latvia

Slovenia and Latvia are kinda similar to me but meh ,I love them both. The live perfomance was  like a video! Shout out to the camera man!

1. Belgium

First Loic ,then Laura ,Blanche ,Sennek and now Eliot! Why isn't Belgium winning already ,I'm waiting! If Blanche and Kristian Kostov had a baby ,It would be Eliot. Blanche type of song and video and Kris's voice! No wonder why i ship them..After the party in Tel Aviv in 2017!

It was so hard for me to made this ,i didn't knew what to put last! But i'm sure for my top 5. I'm always sure.