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TUA as John Mulaney quotes

Luther:
Adult life is already so goddam weird

Diego:
I yelled, "fuck da police"

Allison:
I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much

Klaus:
I lived on cigarettes and alcohol and adderall

Number Five:
But, instead, he made his living in murder

Ben:
And without looking up at me, my dad just said, "you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair"

Vanya:
I keep all my emotions right here. *points at heart*
And then one day, I'll die.

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