TUA as John Mulaney quotes
Adult life is already so goddam weird
I yelled, "fuck da police"
I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much
I lived on cigarettes and alcohol and adderall
But, instead, he made his living in murder
And without looking up at me, my dad just said, "you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair"
I keep all my emotions right here. *points at heart*
And then one day, I'll die.
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❥ The umbrella academy imagines and preferencesFanfiction
Yeah lol just some preferences and imagines, mostly preferences, for the characters of the new Netflix series "the umbrella academy". Request is open 🥀 *keeps holy water close by*