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Luther:
Do I know you? 'Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Diego:
Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you're a knockout!

Allison:
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Klaus:
I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

Number Five:
Is your mother the handler? Cause you're the bomb.

Ben:
For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

Vanya:
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be Pretty Cute.

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