𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 | 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

babies | castiel x reader

type: comedy
warnings: mentions sex

imagine: explaining where babies come from to castiel because the boys refuse to

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"You do it!" Dean retorted with a disgusted face. You rolled your eyes, turning to Sam and gesturing to how unbelievable Dean was acting. Castiel looked at you, confused.

"Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with Dean on this one. Sorry, Y/N," He shrugged, returning to the case he was studying. You let out a grumble before looking at Cas. He gave you that sweet little head tilt and you felt guilty of what you were about to do.

"You suck," You whisper yelled at Dean as you passed him. "C'mon, Cas."

You sternly paced up the stairs of the bunker and to a spare room. He followed, shifting his arms around in the sleeves of his coat.

You placed a chair parallel to the one you sat in, motioning for the angel to sit down. He slumped into the seat, looking at you with those bright blues.

"This is what parents usually call 'The Talk,'" You chuckled lightly. "Before we start, I just gotta kinda go over a few things here. One- Don't make it weird. Two- Ask as many questions as you need to. Three- Don't ever talk about this too openly out in public. There's a certain time to stop."

Cas nodded, following your words. You wavered at him to begin asking. He nodded and looked at the door cautiously. "So... How exactly do humans reproduce?" He asked rather shyly.

You dragged your hands down your face with a groan. Here we go.

"See, Cas... When a female loves a male, they begin dating."

"Yes. I've covered the subject of love with Sam."

"Yes, but sometimes they don't want to just kiss and hug. Sometimes they want to take another step further."

"Marriage?"

"Well, yes. In many scenarios, yes. However, they want to take a more... sexual step in their love life."

He paused looking at you and exhaling sharply. "I'm not sure how sexually walking will form a child," He stayed with a serious tone, his eyes connecting to yours. You sighed.

"Not a literal step. A figurative one. Okay... Jeez... Is it okay if I just kinda lay it all down?" You questioned with your hands now holding your head.

"Whatever is most efficient for you. You don't have to do this, you know? I can always learn from someone else."

You shook your head. It would be best for him to just learn from someone familiar who wouldn't mess around with him.

"Okay... So- Men have penises, right? And females have vaginas. So like sometimes when people are super duper in love they'll just kinda put one and one together and they have sex. After an extended period of time, the male body gets ejaculates sperm, and the sperm goes through the females body and it ferments an egg. The eggs are tiny, but once one is fermented, it begins to grow. And that little egg grows in the females stomach and makes a baby." You spit out quickly as possible. "Got that?"

Cas nodded, as if he was taking notes the whole time. "I do have a question.  Do the children... hatch?"

You sighed.

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