"Richie/Mike would do it for me."
-he gets all kinds of annoyed when you do that
-you know that you now have a 30% more of a chance of getting whatever you want
"You didn't call me last night."
"Mike wouldn't have forgot."
-you like to sit on his stomach when he isn't paying attention to you
-you aren't super super heavy but it can be real annoying
-all you can hear is "OOF"
-you take his phone while he's using it and finish whatever he was doing
-you don't do it a lot bc that's mega fucked, but when you do it he gets pressed like hair
"Y/N WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?"
-you call him nasty ass overly cheesy nicknames
-you hate hearing it come out of your mouth but it's funny watching him cringe and frown
"Boo boo bear!"
"Honey bunches of oats!!!"
"My little kissy face love bunch!"