things you say/do that annoy him

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Finn
"Richie/Mike would do it for me."

-he gets all kinds of annoyed when you do that

-you know that you now have a 30% more of a chance of getting whatever you want

"You didn't call me last night."

"I forgot."

"Mike wouldn't have forgot."

Jaeden
-you like to sit on his stomach when he isn't paying attention to you

-you aren't super super heavy but it can be real annoying

"Jaeeedeeennnnn"

"Fuck it."

-all you can hear is "OOF"

Jack
-you take his phone while he's using it and finish whatever he was doing

-you don't do it a lot bc that's mega fucked, but when you do it he gets pressed like hair

"Y/N WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?"

"kith me."

"No."

Wyatt
-you call him nasty ass overly cheesy nicknames

-you hate hearing it come out of your mouth but it's funny watching him cringe and frown

"Boo boo bear!"

"Shut up."

"Honey bunches of oats!!!"

"Y/n stop."

"My little kissy face love bunch!"

"StOOOoooP."

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