•Fake Araceli Texts•

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Araceli: Mental Breakdown

Araceli: Menstruation

Araceli: Menopause

Araceli: and Meningitis

Araceli: All women issues, and they all start with, that's right, men

Araceli: So therefore, Men are the cause of all issues :)

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Araceli: I wanna give girls platonic cheek kisses

Minghao: Ara, you can't do that-

Araceli: What do you mean I can't give girls platonic cheek kisses??? Fuck you???

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Chan: Why can't we go visit a haunted house?

Araceli: What's wrong with the one we live in?

Chan: whAT?!

Araceli: Goodnight guys :)

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Soonyoung: Ara, can you give me some advice?

Araceli: Just stay focused on succeeding, you can always panic later

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Araceli: :/

All of SVT: WHO TF HURT YOU WHO WE HAVE TO BEAT UP-

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Araceli: YOU KNOW WHAT? I WANT A DIVORCE!

Seungcheol: WE'RE NOT EVEN MARRIED!

Araceli: AND WHOSE FUCKING FAULT IS THAT?!

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Araceli: I'm a lesbiab

Araceli: A lesbium

Araceli: A Les bab

Wonwoo: It's okay, take your time

Araceli: Girls.

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Mingyu: Trust me, I know what I'm doing!

Araceli: Not even God knows what you're doing, Mingyu.

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Pledis: Well look who it is; Seventeen, Bumzu, and that boy group we thought we perished, and..... [looks at hand] uhm... School, Prissle and.... Dara

After School:

Pristin:

Araceli:

Araceli: bitCh

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Joshua: Date someone who'll wake you up at 3am to look at the stars.

Araceli: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at three in the morning to go look at the damn sky, they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

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Lisa: What am I gonna do while you're gone?

Araceli: What do you normally do while I'm gone?

Lisa, sadly: Wait for you to come back....

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Araceli, at Pledis: First of all I'm not a bitch

Araceli: I'm THE bitch

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Vernon: I don't think you should drink more coffee

Araceli: Coffee cures depression

Vernon: I don't think that's how it wor—

Araceli: more expresso less depresso

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Araceli: They pay me enough to be either helpful or heterosexual

Araceli: If they want both, I need one hell of a raise

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[Meeting Pristin for the first time]

Araceli: Hello, I'm adopting every single last one of you. You can call me mom—

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Araceli: I am not loud!

Jeongyeon: In General? No

Jeongyeon: In bed? Yes

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[When Jeonghan Joined Pledis]

Araceli: Hi I'm Araceli, and you are?

Jeonghan: Not as gay as I thought I was

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Araceli: I'll have you know that my boys are all mature enough to handle them- JUN STOP TRYING TO SMOTHER MINGHAO WITH YOUR LOVE! JIHOON STOP TRYING TO CHOKE SOONYOUNG! JEONGHAN STOP SLEEPING AND WONWOO STOP TRYING TO STACK CARDS ON HIM! VERNON STOP CURSING EVERY SECOND AND JOSHUA STOP TRYING TO CENSOR HIM EVERY SECOND! SEUGKWAN WHY IS SEOKMIN CRYING?!? MINGYU DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THE FOOD AFTER SNEEZING INTO YOUR HAND, SEUNGCHEOL STOP SWINGING THAT AXE AROUND! CHAN WHAT IS THAT IN YOUR HAND?!

Chan, running away: A Knife!

Araceli, fearfully: nO—

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Me rn knowing I gotta get up early for a college tour and for dance but I'm still up and it's 1:50am :'))}

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Me rn knowing I gotta get up early for a college tour and for dance but I'm still up and it's 1:50am :'))}

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