When Kirishima was having really rough times in real life he decided to make some online friends all around the world, one day he thought about pulling some pranks on people so he texted three people, *ding* 𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴_𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻_𝗺𝘂𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿�...
Preview> Explosion_boy: who da fuck is you Rock1: Who da fuck are YOUUU
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Kirishimas POV I touch my bruised and pulled, maybe broken, arm. I wince at the pain, it really hurt, 'I probably shouldn't text' I thought, but before I could do anything I got a text from another friend online.
_.Pinky._: hey Kirishima! I can't text for long but I got really exciting news!!
I stopped for a second, maybe she got tickets to a Beyoncé concert, what other girl stuff do girls like?
Rock1: what's da news?
_.pinky._: IM COMING TO CHIBAA!!! (*≧∀≦*)
I paused to process what she just texted, I looked at the screen to see if I was seeing wrong, "holy shit" I mumbled, a smile soon creeped on my face, I sprung my arms up in excitement, "MINAA IS COMING TO CHIBAAAA!!!" I shout while tears of joy come pouring down my face. "Wait... Mina is coming... here??!" I think for a second and pretty soon my mom and bakugou and the other bullies pop up in my head, "shit!" I mumble, "EIJIRO KIRISHIMA!! SHUT UP OR IM GOING TO COME UP THERE!" I tremble a little
>>> (arrows are now time skips)
Once I was done getting dressed for a new day of school I make an X on my calendar, slowly counting down the days till mina was here. I make my way down stairs then pass my mom. She was sleeping on the couch with beer bottles surrounding her, she probably passed out last night, I go to the back door of my house and put on my shoes, 'I wonder if levy is still here.'
Rock1: hey are u still in Chiba
Ya_gurl: I'm just about to leave
Rock1: oh ok
Ya_gurl: I'm going to miss u so much .°(ಗдಗ。)°. Rock1: I'm going to miss u more ;—; Ya_gurl: hey I gtg, I have to leave my phone here cuz my parents r afraid I'm going to lose it ;—; Rock1: oh ok, Byeee!
I look down at my phone, I clicked the off button and continued my way to school
>>>
I jump on my bed. School was exhausting. Then something clicked in my mind.. "maybe I should troll some people hehe" I start to scroll threw a couple of users and pick out these ones to troll
Iwannabetracer Explosion_boy Kirishimas.mom (dats me on insta UwU) Blurb_murb Ice.ice.baby
As I was finishing texting "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" to them I get a ding
Explosion_boy: who da fuck is you Rock1: Who da fuck is YOUUU Explosion_boy: y r u texting me fuck face Rock1: heyyy you don't even know what my face looks like, but just to let you know I'm smoking hot ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Explosion_boy: I'm going to block you Rock1: nonono pleasee dont, I don't have anyone to talk to ;—; Explosion_boy: not my problem Rock1: sorta is because I'm talking to u Explosion_boy: that fucking doesn't make sense Rock1: u luv to swear a lot Explosion_boy: can you leave me alone?! Rock1: no ;u: Rock1: since I'm going to be texting u for a while, why don't we get to know each other Explosion_boy: looks like you don't care being kidnapped by strangers Rock1: sorta don't, I fucking hate life over here where I live
Rock1 deleted a message
Explosion_boy: what did you say?
Rock1: nothing ^^
Explosion_boy: god dammit
Explosion_boy couldn't help but feel bad for the boy on the other line.
Explosion_boy: I don't even know why I'm fucking doing this but if you want to fucking talk then we can talk fuck face
Rock1: wow being called fuck face realllyyyyy makes me happy ;u;
Explosion_boy: ya don't need to fucking rub it in
Kirishima smiled at the last text message explosion_boy sent to him, he then pause and think what would he think of him in real life, 'pathetic, stupid, dumb, unmanly, that's what he would probably think..'
>>> Kirishima and explosion_boy have been texting each other for an hour until Kirishima heard his mom coming upstairs .
Rock1: I gtg
Explosion_boy: k, bye, don't text me back
Rock1: oh I sure wont , hehe, byeeee
Rock1: can't wait to see you in your room tonight ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Rock1 deleted a message
Explosion_boy: how do I know your not 50 years old?????