-Your joints crack more often then your whip
-Your safeword has gone from hungry hungry hippo...to 9-1-1
-Your exotic oils and candles bill pales in comparision to that of your Muscle and joint medical rubs bill
-You are less concerned he remembers your likes dislikes and safeword then you are that he remembers Dr's name, Medicine allergies and medical info
-Shock's have become less a part of play and more a part of being able to continue...."clear pffffft"
-A resperatior is now considered your #1 nessacary toy
-The paramedics are no longer shocked by the sight of your Dungeon,... Just the sight of someone your age trying to use it
-The positions no longer excite you....But being able to get up and walk the next day after them does...
-When asked what you look for in a Dom/mes/sub your first response is " Medical Experience"
-Your Training of your sub includes " How to properly adminster CPR and Heart Medication."
-When you consider being told to open a childproof bottle as a form of punishment.
-When yarn instead of cuffs or rope is used for bondage play...
-When your Docter takes away your key to the dungeon and gives it to your in home nurse with insructions " No playing without supervision."
-When it takes longer to get up and down the dungeons stairs then the entire scene....
Oh by the way, because my younger sis has wattpad, this book and the bdsm dungeon have been moved down more.