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You:
We're basically friends now and you haven't even messaged me once

You:
I'm fkn hurt 😤

You:
'Hey, Y/N how're you?'

You:
Anything like that would've been nice ☹️ I'm mad fkn sad now

xxx-xxx-xxx:
I don't even know you, how're we friends?

You:
We're friends because I said so

You:
What's your name

xxx-xxx-xxx:
Hmm

xxx-xxx-xxx:
For all you know I could be a serial killer or something.

You:
Orrrrr you could possibly be my future husband, just fkn sayin 🙂 so what's it's gonna be

xxx-xxx-xxx:
I never even said if I was a guy or not...

xxx-xxx-xxx:
But I am, and please don't say I'm your future husband, I have a girlfriend that I'm in love with.

You:
I ain't ask all that

You:
I can be ya mashed potatoes, depending on if your fine af

xxx-xxx-xxx:
My mashed potatoes?

xxx-xxx-xxx:
What's that supposed to mean?

You:
I can be ya side chick 🤠

You:
I'm joking, I never settle for less

You:
Too much of a bad bitch for all that shit

You:
I'm a once in a lifetime opportunity 👅👅👅

xxx-xxx-xxx:
I don't want a side chick, my girlfriend is enough for me.

You:
Yada yada yada 😤

xxx-xxx-xxx:
I've gotta go, Jusi needs me. I'll talk to you another time I guess.

You:
You never answered me when I asked your name kid

xxx-xxx-xxx:
V.

You:
What's V? Some type of way of flirting with me or something? Wth it won't work 😭

xxx-xxx-xxx:
That's my name.

You:
Weird flex but okay

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