Samantha's POV:
I sat down and thought about some pranks that i could pull on everyone the temptation was killing me its not everyday your in a supermarket surrounded by things and you have full permission to use anything you want.............. need some idea.................i decided to go on my twitter @SamLuvsMcfly and tweet maybe someone could recommend something i was about to when Liam at next to me "You got twitter?" he asked "Yup" i said Chloe then decided to scream "HER TWITTER NAMES @SAMLUVSMCFLY" "GOSH WOMEN STOP SCREAMING I WANT MY HEARING YOU KNOW @DOUGIESMITRESS!" yup that was my crazy mate's twitter name i could practically see her face red heat up from embarrassment and anger oh crap! all i could hear was all the guys laughing and then tom spoke "hey girls check out your twitter" i checked mine and saw a mention it was from tom @tommcfly @samluvmcfly i can't believe you just shouted out the following user name >> @DougieMistress some women are really crazy i laughed and tweeted back @tommcfly she started it can you not hear her screaming! :P i decided to dm the one and only Rusell Brand (Katy Perry's ex) i got him to follow me on twitter when i tweeted something really stupid and he was a prankster Hi...... I need your help i messaged him i was starting to lose faith and was about to fall asleep until my phone buzzed "YES!" i screamed "Calm down women i want my hearing" Harry said and smirking at me "Cocky shit" i muttered "what did you say love, first you scream then you whisper god hormonal women!" he said "I SAID COCKY SHIT OK YOU IGNORANT BASTARD" i screamed all of the guys ran to me and i felt chloe restraining me and "Sam please don't" she said i pushed her off me and then decided to check my twitter it was a message from Russell Brand What help.....?........ i replied ok if u were surrounded in a supermarket what pranks would you pull on people? i replied he quickly replied depend are there any water guns? he said hmmm...... time to check :) i started to wonder amongst the aisles and stopped when i saw a huge water gun i started to read the instructions 2 litres.... good i dmed Russell well i found one that's 2 litres what should i put in it? he replied how about water? that's what they're their for g2g have fun remember i gave you the idea of this prank ! :) i logged off my twitter and grabbed two guns time to show that ignorant bastard that is Harry Styles who he should not mess with! i quickly loaded my water guns and walked down the aisles i could hear louis and harry speaking i decided to listen "mate that samantha girl is really pissing me off" harry said "mate is someone sad cus he don't have a girl falling at his feet?" Louis said "Yeah partially plus i would love to tap that" he said ok i can't take it no more i jumped out and fired the water gun at harry he screamed and panicked like a little girl and i also shot Louis, i decided to shoot next to their crotch so it looked like they pissed themselves "MY REVENGE MOTHERFUCKER" I screamed but before i knew it Louis and Harry were running toward me "RAPE!!!!" I screamed and ran i could hear Chloe screaming "SAM WHERE THE FUDGE CAKES ARE YOU?!" "GANG BANG !!!!! I'M IN THE BISCUIT AISLE HELP ME!!!" when Louis and harry got closer i decided to waste my remaining ammo and shot the water at them they were completely drenched it was an amazing sight...... i couldn't help but check them out i mean you could see their abs.............. snap out of it women i thought to myself i ran but felt someone retraining me "I HAVE THE ENEMY" Niall screamed "NIALL LET ME GO NOW OR ELSE I'LL KICK YOU IN YOUR MAN PACKAGE LEPRECHAUN!!!" he decided to let me go good choice but when i turned around i was dog piled ............. oh fuck............. all i could feel was two wet people and no not in the dirty way you dirty readers ;) i mean because it was Louis and Harry "Ouch you fat shits im giving you to the count of five to get off me or else i'll kick you in your man package" i said......i could feel the burden of Louis off me "Haz get off her before you can't make kids" he said "well this position is quite nice how about some others babe?" he whispered to me before he could speak my knee made way to hi crotch and he quickly moved "Lucky or else i would have kicked you full power" i said to him. Louis then decided to take us back and we called it a truce but little did they know i did not give up that easily no way................. we came back and saw all of the boy sitting down with Chloe everything was quiet i was currently between Tom Fletcher *cough sex god cough* and Harry the ignorant prick ... it was all quiet but then Louis screamed "LET' PLAY A GAME!"...... Liam answered back "Mate must you scream we all have to end up agreeing with you, well i was thinking would you rather and truth or dare who's up for it?" he said everyone's hands shot up this was going to be interesting............................. especially with the possibilities of anything happening.............
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Stuck In ASDA with McDirection?! (McFly & One Direction Fan Fic)
FanfictionWhat happens when Samantha and her best friend end up trapped in ASDA with McFly and One Direction? will there be any romance....... hate? read and you shall see...............................
