What the signs say after sex
Aries, Gemini: "Okay, Let's do it again!"
Leo,Virgo: "pass me a slice of pizza"
Sagittarius, Pisces: "I've had better."
Taurus, Scorpio: "when are we getting married?"
Capricorn, Aquarius: "I liked it if you liked it."
Libra: "that was quick."
Cancer: "now let's try again with the lights off."