The signs on a roadtrip

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Aries: Sleeps
Taurus: Eats
Gemini: Listens to music
Cancer: Punches Scorpio every time he/she spots a yellow car
Leo: Stares out the window the whole trip (Nah I'd be reading/writing/listening to music).
Virgo: Talks during the whole trip
Libra: On her/his phone the whole trip (Also me).
Scorpio: Plotting to kill Cancer
Sagittarius: Drives (He/she doesn't get paid enough for this shit)
Capricorn: Complains how long it is to reach the destination
Aquarius: Reads a book
Pisces: Takes selfies with sleeping people

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