WARM COMFORT ― minsung [✓]

WARM COMFORT.

Jisungie
minho

i lost the shopping
list again.

Meanho
you what

I WROTE IT ON
YOUR HAND WTF

Jisungie
WELL ITS NO
LONGER ON MY
HAND

I CAN ASSURE YOU
I STILL VERY
MUCH HAVE A HAND

I HAVEN'T LOST MY
FUCKING LIMB
YOU EGG NOODLE

Meanho
oh my god

milk, eggs, nutella,
bread (50/50), cheese,
yogurt (the strawberry
and banana one), fish
fingers, chicken breast,
ham, bacon, cream dips,
doritos, orange + mango
juice, pasta, crisps (cheese
and onion), sunflower oil,
water bottles, kitkat,
lemon sherbets, pepper,
lettuce and grab some
powdered milk and
diapers while you're
there thanks ilysm.

Jisungie
jesus babe

you wrote all
of that on my
hand??

Meanho
cAn yOu huRry
up pLeaSe

minjun might
actually combust
if you don't come
back here with his
strawberry and
banana yogurt.

Jisungie
IM LOOKING
FOR IT I CAN'T
FIND ANY

THIS IS WHY
WE DON'T DO
OUR SHOPPING
AT 4AM

NOTHING IS ON
THE SHELVES

Meanho
BABE

IF WE DON'T
GET THAT YOGURT

OUR LIVES MIGHT
BE AT STAKE

Jisungie
DONT LOOK AT
ME YOU'RE ON
NAP DUTY

AND STOP OVER
EXAGGERATING
OUR SONS ABILITY
TO HARM US

THE BEST HE
COULD MANAGE
IS TO BITE YOU

Meanho
SO HELP ME
LEE JISUNG

I WILL MAKE
YOU SLEEP ON
THE COUCH IF
YOU DON'T BRING
BACK HIS YOGURT

Jisungie
:(

"Papa?" A soft voice called from the baby monitor placed beside the two mens bed, "papa?"

Minho sighed, neither annoyed nor glad that his son had woken up at the worst time possible, mainly because it was 4am and Minjun had only settled down a few hours ago- but also because if the small child was to ask for his yoghurt all hell would break loose. No- literally, someone might get seriously injured from getting hit with a flying leggo.