-he is so lovesick when he's drunk
"I love you so much y/n don't ever leave mee."
-it's kinda sweet tbh
"I'm gonna marry you tonight"
"Sure you are babe, sure you are."
-he's a sassy drunk
-you never would've guessed
"You know what, I wasn't gonna say anything but that dress is hideous on you."
"Jaeden you're talking to the TV, it's time to go."
"Not until I break this hoe's nose!"
-he's a horny drunk
"YooOOO y/n wanna go in a closet? Or a bathtub? Or the fridge?"
-he's so kinky too wtfffff
"No Jack I'm on my period."
"Then put a comma after it or whatever you're supposed to do."
-he's literally no different when he's drunk
-he doesn't slur, or walk all slow you wouldn't even know tbh he's just a bit more nicer and chill
"You look so hot y/n."
-you had to do a double take bc you thought someone else said that
Sorry I was gone for so damn long, my headass broke my phone 👊🏽😎. We doin big things baezzzzz. Anyway thank y'all for 1k this was literally a drunk afterthought idea soo 😂
SIKE BITCH YOU THOUGHT NO UNDERAGED DRINKING