Getting drunk

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Finn
-he is so lovesick when he's drunk

"I love you so much y/n don't ever leave mee."

-it's kinda sweet tbh

"I'm gonna marry you tonight"

"Sure you are babe, sure you are."

Jaeden
-he's a sassy drunk

-you never would've guessed

"You know what, I wasn't gonna say anything but that dress is hideous on you."

"Jaeden you're talking to the TV, it's time to go."

"Not until I break this hoe's nose!"

Jack
-he's a horny drunk

"YooOOO y/n wanna go in a closet? Or a bathtub? Or the fridge?"

-he's so kinky too wtfffff

"No Jack I'm on my period."

"Then put a comma after it or whatever you're supposed to do."

Wyatt
-he's literally no different when he's drunk

-he doesn't slur, or walk all slow you wouldn't even know tbh he's just a bit more nicer and chill

"You look so hot y/n."

-you had to do a double take bc you thought someone else said that

"...Thank you.?"

A/N

Sorry I was gone for so damn long, my headass broke my phone 👊🏽😎. We doin big things baezzzzz. Anyway thank y'all for 1k this was literally a drunk afterthought idea soo 😂

SIKE BITCH YOU THOUGHT NO UNDERAGED DRINKING

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