A suspicious object lands in the forest. Team RWBY is sent to investigate. Their discovery could quite possibly change not only their lives but the course of Remnant
YN and Data were walking to their super top secret base which is just an old factory building with some signs saying "Xenos keep out" and "definitely not a super top secret base that is more than likely being used to call for reinforcements from a far away planet" and "if you are looking for work and you know how to make a intergalactic communications device then see inside". Anyway they have been building the communications device and collecting toasters. Well, Data has been collecting toasters. She seems to be fascinated by them.
YN: Data, we gotta get rid of some of these toasters, there spilling over into my workspace.
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Data: How could you possibly suggest such a thing?!
YN: How many do you even have?
Data: Three or four...dozen.
YN: How do you even get that many toasters?
Data: The omnisiah gives them to me.
YN: Alright, provided that you organize them and don't get any more I will allow you to keep them.
Data: (Hugs YN) You're the second best!
YN: Indeed, the Empress is the best!
Data: Long live the empress!
Data then takes YN by the hand and pulls him into the main room.
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Just for a size comparison. YN is eight feet tall in this, so that means that Data is less than four feet tall. She is tiny.
Data: I finished the communications device! All we need to do is plug it into the CCT and we'll be golden!
YN nods and puts the device in his backpack in addition to Data and he walks off towards the CCT. When he gets there Data peeks out of the bag.
Data: We need to get to the top of the tower in order to use the transmitter.
YN: Are you afraid of heights?
Data: Sort of.
YN: Close your eyes.
Data: Why?
YN then starts to climb the wall of the tower much to the alarm of Data.
When he finally gets to the top, Data climbs out of his bag and lays down on the floor and curls up like a cat.
YN just goes over to the mainframe and plugged in the device. There is a bit of static but they then manage to contact the Empress.
YN: Oh ruler of the Imperium of Man, it is such an honor to see you your majesty!
Empress: I am glad to see that you have survived. (In head) he is my favorite after all. (Out loud) I am pleasantly surprised that you managed to contact me.
YN: I couldn't have done it without the help of a little tech priestess. Data, come over here.
Data then walks over to the screen and immediately repeated the same greeting that YN said.
Empress: So you were still alive?
Data: Yeah, I survived that whole accident with the escape pod.
YN: You said you fell through the void.
Data nervously blushes.
YN: Anyway, there is a fair bit of chaos on this planet and a nigh incalculable amount of heresy.
Empress: What do you mean?
YN: You are currently talking to the only two people on this planet who believe in your infinite power.
Empress: I'll be coming myself to banish that heresy personally. You two will be tasked with finding allies and routing out low level heresy.
YN: Consider it done.
The transmission then ends and they go back down the tower the same way they went up it. When they get to the bottom of the tower they go to Beacon and see what they are dealing with.
YN is walking through the halls when he hears someone ask someone else a question.
Guy 1: Do you want to be my friend?
Guy 2: Why would I want that?
Guy 1: because friendship is magic.
YN then picks up the first guy by the throat.
YN: Friendship is not magic, because magic is heresy! Repent for your heresy!
Guy 1: I repent I repent!
YN then dropped him and turned to the second guy.
YN: If you see heresy report it to this number!
The second guy just fearfully nodded as YN walked away.
He then sees team CRDL bullying a bunny Faunus. YN then walked up to them.
YN: She is an accepted strain of abhuman by the empress, cease your bullying.
Dove then says the worst thing of his life.
Dove: Stuff the empress.
YN's eyes twitch before he grabbed Dove's head with one hand and he squished it like a grape.
YN: CEACE YOUR HERESY!
Sky then tried to attack YN but he was just backhanded through the wall and into the fountain. Cardin tried to run but YN expertly winged a piece of derbies at him striking him in the leg causing him to fall. YN then delivered a single stomp to his midsection causing him to resemble a squished ketchup packet. After all this YN then walked up to Velvet.
YN: Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior the empress of the Imperium of man?
Velvet: I guess?
YN then sits down and tells Velvet all about the empress and how friggin awesome she is and why people should worship her.
Velvet: So where do I go if I wish to join?
YN: As it stands, nowhere. Although you could go to our base if you were serious about doing the empress's bidding.
YN then gives Velvet the address then Coco walks in.
Coco: Get away from him Velvet! He is very dangerous.
Velvet: Calm down, he saved me from team CRDL. (Points at squishy Cardin)
Coco: All is forgiven.
YN then tells Coco about the empress and he gave her the same story as Velvet and she also converted to worshiping the empress.
YN: (In head) Everything is going according to plan.
AN: Comment if I should add anyone else to the harem and if I should add Data or make her more of a little sister type character, or both.
