I'm sorry for exposing you Chris 😔
"I'm a fuckin skinny legend bitch!"
"By minaj!" *runs, falls*
*runs into science class late and sits down*
Me: "Why are you late?"
Her: "Because I had to take a shit and the only bathroom that wasn't packed was the gender neutral bathroom so I went in that one but as I was about to take a shit some boy walked in and went to the stall next to mine so I had to run aLl tHe wAy bAcK uPsTairS"
"I wanna bang the shit outta Jack Grazer mAn"
Her: "Skinny Legend!"
French teacher: "Hey! Speak French!" *in french*
Her: "Sorry, skinny légand"
"I'm so thiccccccc"
"FIESTA SALSA QUI-"