Texting part 8

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Warning: this is funnier than my life

Requested by: No one

I FOUND OUT HOW TALL I AM!! KSNFKNSLS

XD I'm extremely happy over finding out how tall I am, yep I'm a weirdo. (I'm 4'9)

ALSO

I gained 60 followers like WTH?!

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Tord: Jehovah, let's play a game!! :3

Tom: No.

Tord: Pretty please?

Tom: No.

Tord: With a cherry on top?

Tom: Jeez, fine!

Tord: Yey!! The game is that you need to send as many emojis.

Tom: KK (This game is dumb!)

Tom: [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

Tord: THE GAME IS NOT DUMB!

Tord: (ง'̀-'́)ง

Tom: [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

Tord: ('・ω・)っ由

Tom: GTG

Tord: What does GTG mean?

Tom: I SWEAR TO GOD! FIND OUT YOURSELF YOU MOTHER OF A COMMIE! ┻━┻ ︵ヽ('Д')ノ︵ ┻━┻

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Tom: Hey commie, could you go buy Edd a cola?

Tord: Do it yourself.

Tom: I can't. I'm in the middle of watching Markiplier right now.

Tord: Too bad, I can't right now because I'm watching anime (。◕‿‿◕。)

Tom: Lame reason.

Tord: EVEN YOUR REASON IS LAME!! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Tom: Whatever. I'll just ask Matt to buy cola.

Tord: Good. (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ

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Edd: GROUP CHEDD!! Please don't ruin this one.....

Matt: TIME TO TALK ABOUT MY FACE!! DO YOU LIKE MY FACE?!?!

Tord: I'm just going to ignore Matt....

Matt: DON'T IGNORE MY BOOTIFUL FACE!!

Tom: Could ya'll shut up? I'm trying to watch spongebob.

Edd: Why are you watching spongebob?

Tom: Cause I'm bored.

Tord: Then watch your youtubers >:P

Matt: A SPIDER REEEEEEEEEEE!

*Matt disconnected*

Tord: R.I.P Matt.

Edd: OOF!

Tom: SHUT UP! Also don't oof, this isn't roblox! Edd can you disconnect me so that I watch spongebob?!

Edd: Nah!

Tom: Khlhalhkaehbf;kfjb\;fhelj;ohgk2iyiqhfu%f8(*ou8eou''y48who^*)fo4yow8hf

*Few minutes later*

Edd: WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?!

Tord: THOMAS WEL!

Edd: ABSORBENT AND BLUE AND POROUS HE IS!

Tord: THOMAS WEL!

Tom: I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL MURDER ALL OF YOU!!

Tord: No you can't cause I'm too hot. ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿

Tord: AH, MATT WAS RIGHT! A SPIDER!!!

*Tord disconnected*

Edd: He deserved that LOL.

Tom: Says the one that *most probably* came up with the 'spongebob theme song + Thomas Wel' pun.

Edd: I did!

Tom: I will burn all of your cola.

Edd: LEAVE MY COKE OUT OF THIS!!

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