In The Middle (Prinxiety)

Karaoke-Eight

Thomas' POV

I'm sitting on the couch playing cards with Princey. Logic is reading a textbook, and Morality is setting up the karaoke mic. We do this every other week and it is incredibly fun to be able to bond with everyone. Well except Anxiety, which I never see unless he's in one of my videos.

But to my surprise, I see the dark figure slumping down the stairs. I smile and invite him to come and sit down with me. He does, but his gaze is only on his hands hidden away in his jacket pockets. He is constantly making aggressive noises like he doesn't want to be here.

"Hiya Kiddo!" Morality says to Anxiety.

"Hi." The darker trait mutters to Morality. 

"I'm glad you decided to join us."

"Yeah yeah."

"Hey emo nightmare. Don't talk to Morality like that!" Princey jolts up.

"I can talk whatever I want Princey."

"Alright boys! Let's calm down please." I interject.

Anxiety makes an annoyed noise and Princey continues to play cards with me. 

"Alright kid! I have the karaoke setup all ready. Who's going first?" Morality asks.

"I shall go!" Princey says jumping up happily. He then steps up to the karaoke machine.

He pushes a few buttons and the song name pops up on the screen. I doubt Princey needs the lyrics though. He chose A Spoonful Of Sugar.

In every job that must be done
There is an element of fun
You find the fun and snap!
The job's a game
And every task you undertake
Becomes a piece of cake
A lark! A spree! It's very clear to see that
A Spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
The medicine go down-wown
The medicine go down
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
In a most delightful way
A robin feathering his nest
Has very little time to rest
While gathering his bits of twine and twig
Though quite intent in his pursuit
He has a merry tune to toot
He knows a song will move the job along - for
A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
The medicine go down-wown
The medicine go down
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
In a most delightful way
The honey bee that fetch the nectar
From the flowers to the comb
Never tire of ever buzzing to and fro
Because they take a little nip
From every flower that they sip
And hence (And hence),
They find (They find)
Their task is not a grind.Ah-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h ah!
A Spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
The medicine go down-wown
The medicine go down
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
In a most delightful way

The song is over as fast as it begins but Princey seems to have enjoyed himself. Next up is Logic. I'm not surprised when he chooses Immortals.

They say we are what we are,
But we don't have to be,
I'm bad behavior but I do it in the best way,
I'll be the watcher (watcher) of the eternal flame,
I'll be the guard dog of all your favorite dreams,I am the sand in the bottom half of the hourglass (glass, glass)
(Ooh)
I try to picture me without you but I can't
'Cause we could be immortals, immortals
Just not for long, for long,
And live with me forever now,
You pull the blackout curtains down,
Just not for long, for long,
We could be immor- immortals,
Immor- immortals,
Immor- immortals,
Immor- immortals,
Sometimes the only pay off for having any faith,
Is when it's tested again and again everyday,
I'm still comparing your past to my future,
It might be your wound but they're my sutures,
(Ooh)
I am the sand in the bottom half of the hourglass (glass, glass)
(Ooh)
I try to picture me without you but I can't'Cause we could be immortals, immortals
Just not for long, for long,
And live with me forever now,
You pull the blackout curtains down,
Just not for long, for long,
We could be immor- immortals,
Immor- immortals,And live with me forever now,
And pull the blackout curtains down,We could be immortals, immortals
Just not for long, for long,
We could be immor- immortals,
Immor- immortals
Immor- immortals
Immor- immortals
(Immortals)

Logic rapped the song, but I don't find a problem with that. Morality hops up cheerfully and punches a few things into the machine. 

I call this one, the campfire song song.
Let's gather 'round the campfire, and sing our campfire song.
Our -c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e- -s-o-n-g- song.
And if you don't think that we can sing it faster than you're wrong, but it'll help if you just sing alooong.
bum, bum, buuum...
-c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e- -s-o-n-g- song.
-c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e- -s-o-n-g- song,
And if you don't think that we can sing it faster than you're wrong,
But it'll help if you just sing alooong.
-c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e- -s-o-n-g- song,
Patrick!
Song! -c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-
Spongebob:
Squidward!
Gooood!
It'll heeeelp, it'll heeeeeelp, if you just sing aloooooong!
Oooh yeah!  

I don't question the song choice and just stand up. Morality takes my seat once I reach the machine. I press in the song A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes from Cinderella as it is a truly amazing song.

A dream is a wish your heart makes
When you're fast asleep
In dreams you will lose your heartaches
Whatever you wish for, you keep
Have faith in your dreams and someday
Your rainbow will come smiling through
No matter how your heart is grieving
If you keep on believing
The dream that you wish will come true
A dream is a wish your heart makes
When you're fast asleep
In dreams you will lose your heartaches
Whatever you wish for, you keep
Have faith in your dreams and someday
Your rainbow will come smiling through
No matter how your heart is grieving
If you keep on believing
The dream that you wish will come true

Finally, I sit down and Anxiety stands up. He throws on his hood and buries his hands in his pockets more as he walks up. Then he removes his hand to put in an unknown song.

Anxiety's POV

I punch in the song The Good The Bad and The Dirty as Deceit suggested. Once I hear the music I pretend that Depression is playing and Deceit is singing right next to me.

Oh woah oh woah oh, oh woah oh
The good, the bad, and the dirty
Oh woah oh woah oh, oh woah oh
The good, the bad, and the dirty
Truth is that it was always going to end
This symphony buzzing in my head
Took a market of filth
And sold it like summer
True, all of the good girls act so good
Til one of them doesn't wait their turn
Turn the memory to stone
And carve your shoulder
Hey holy roller

I smile at everyone's scared looks. It truly makes me happy how disturbing I can be.

If you wanna start a fight
You better throw the first punch
Make it a good one
And if ya wanna make it through the night
You better say my name like
The good, the bad, and the dirty
Oh woah oh woah oh, oh woah oh
The good, the bad, and the dirty
Oh woah oh woah oh, oh woah oh
The good, the bad, and the dirty
I know what it's like to have to trade
The ones that you love for the ones you hate
Don't think I've ever used a day of my education
There's only two ways that these things can go
Good or bad and how was I to know
That all your friends won't hold any grudges
I got the final judgement
If you wanna start a fight
You better throw the first punch
Make it a good one
And if ya wanna make it through the night
You better say my name like
The good, the bad, and the dirty
Oh woah oh woah oh, oh woah oh
The good, the bad, and the dirty
Oh woah oh woah oh, oh woah oh
The good, the bad, and the dirty
And you been gone so long
I forgot what you feel like
But I'm not gonna think about that right now
I'm gonna keep getting underneath you
I'm gonna keep getting underneath you
And all our friends want us to fall in love
If you wanna start a fight
You better throw the first punch
Make it a good one
And if ya wanna make it through the night
You better say my name like
The good, the bad, and the dirty
Oh woah oh woah oh, oh woah oh
The good, the bad, and the dirty
Oh woah oh woah oh, oh woah oh
The good, the bad, and the dirty

I sit down feeling quite satisfied with myself. I have a smile stretched across my face, hidden by my dark hood.