They hear you cuss for the first time

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Finn
-you were cleaning together and you didn't see the spiderweb in front of you

-you walked into it and shrieked

"Oh fuck no I'm not spider fucking man."

-he was shOOk and smirking like crazy

"Oh shit-fuck-gskskkkssm"

"Is it bad that I think that was kinda hot?"

Jaeden

-you were on your phone and it died out of nowhere

"Bitchass phone."

-he jerked his head up

"Y/n!?"

"If I'm being honest I held that in for a long time. Glad we got that out of the way!"

Jack
-you stubbed your PINKY toe

"SON OF A BITCH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK"

-sis he was rolling he couldn't stop laughing

"Are you okay?"

"I'm just dying here."

Wyatt
-you were eating out and you ate the food while it was still too hot

-you spit it out in a napkin (manners now!)

"Oh my shit that was hot."

"Oh my shit?"

"..oops?"

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