That 70s Show is my fucking religion
"God What did you have for breakfast this morning? Carnation Instant Bitch?"
"While we were getting beat up I think I made it to second base!"
"A promise ring is not only a gift from the heart, but it also means a lot more sex and less mouthin off."
"I just wanna say, when my time comes I wanna be buried face down, so that anyone who doesn't like me can kiss my ass!"
Good day! I SAID GOOD DAY!