Who the signs are gonna fight

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Aries: you

Taurus: their alarm clock

Gemini: the entire human population

Cancer: Anyone who makes them cry

Leo: Condoms

Virgo: the patriarchy

Libra: everyone but only using their lips

Scorpio: God

Sagittarius: Iggy Azalea

Capricorn: Their parents

Aquarius: Bras

Pisces: themselves

"Beau jeune"

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