Friday 2:45am
Bitch liar: I'm tired.
Emo: Then go to sleep.
Bitch liar: I have insomnia.
Emo: No u don't. Don't lie.
Kiiboi: Lying is bad kokichi! Tell us the truth. Why are you not able to sleep?
Bitch liar: Nevermind...I'm going.
Hangry assasin: What's up with him?
Emo: I'm worried.
Hangry assasin: Why?
Emo: I feel like there's something wrong. Something we're overlooking about kokichi, I mean sure he's a liar but we treat him as if everything he says is a lie. What if sometimes he's telling the truth?
Space guy: And there you go, off on a detective rant. You just need some sleep... And you maki roll!
Emo:...
Hangry assasin: Whatever GN.
Saturday 12:36pm
Cumdumpster: Can all the girls go shopping today I need to buy some stuff but I want my fuckin' squad with me so I don't get harassed by some 40 yr old homeless man.
Piano freak: I don't know if I can.
Cumdumpster: That wasn't a question. You're all fucking coming with me.
Mum: I do have some groceries to buy today.
Hangry assasin: I'm not going.
Cumdumpster: Um! YES YOU ARE!
Hangry assasin: I will shove a knife so far up your ass it comes out your mouth. I'm NOT going.
Cumdumpster: U-uh o-okay maki isn't coming. EEEEEEK.
Bitch liar: Heyyy.
Cumdumpster: Oooooh! Three y's on the hey. He's here for the booty.
Space guy: 😤😪
Ryoma: Sorry, I didn't notice there was a chat. I rarely check my phone.
Monokuma has changed Ryoma to Lurker #2
Lurker #2: Alright. I'm leaving.
LURKER EXPOSED NOT CLICKBAIT: So intriguing, seems you have joined the club. The lurker club.
Emo: How's everyone feeling today?
Space guy: I'm tired! Thanks for asking. I was looking for u and kokichi all night last night. Where the heck did you go?
Cumdumpster: They probably went to the bushes to do some kinky shit.
Bitch liar: Stfu. We did not! I went home, I got the flu after running around outside.
Emo: ...
Mum: Would you like me to buy you some medicine and deliver it to your house? I can take care of you if your parents are too busy.
Bitch liar: No! It's fine! I can recover I have super fast healing!
Mum: Alright Then, If you say so.
Monday 6:00am
Avocado: Is everyone awake for school?
Bitch liar: NO! FuCk OfF!
Avocado: luv u 2
Piano freak: Same.... I meant...miu. No one cares about kokichi... I mean... yAY Let's all be friends.
Mum: I am agreeing that everyone should be awake.
Dumb bug boi: Gonta is awake and ready!
Kiiboi: I am awake and ready for a day of education!!
Bitch liar was changed to Gay panta
Gay panta: 👌
Emo: I'm on my way to school now. What's everyone's lessons today? I was in a hurry and left my timetable at home.
Piano freak: I don't know how ur in a hurry? And I have only one lesson with u 2day. Science 3rd lesson.
Emo: I'm meeting up with kaito to study before school. Except I'm mostly going to be doing the studying.
Space guy was changed to space boi
Space boi: hEY! I'm gonna study!
Gay panta: ...Where's my relationship!
Cumdumpster: I'M ASKING OUT MY CRUSH 2DAY!
Piano freak: Y-you have a crush?
Cumdumpster: T-this isn't private chat? UH! GOTTA GO!
BL yaoi: -FAST!
Magic lesbian #2: BB FIND ME!
lesbian #1: We've been playing hide and seek for 2 hours. Where are you BBY?!
Gay panta: Hint: She's in your bed.
Magic lesbian #2: Nuuuu! Don't give it awayyyy! Luv u.
Gay panta: YUS! LUVZ!
Lesbian #1: I loath your existence. She's mine! Bby I'm on my way.
Gay panta: I'm so LoNeLy and SiNglE.
Avocado: ???🤔☺???
Gay panta: UR MARRIED TO AVOCADOS
Avocado: Tru.
Emo: What r we talking about.
Gay panta: Be mine. Now.
Emo: No. Liar.
Avocado:
Gay panta: That wasn't needed. Imma just go and dig my grave now.
Hangry assasin: Please do. I can help bury you, I would like to make sure you suffocate.
Gay panta: See? No one cares.
Dumb bug boi: Gonta care about everyone.
Gay panta: 😑😒sure Gonta! Suuuuure!
Emo: Ur so mean.
Gay panta: Not as mean as u.
Emo: Touchè.
Gay panta:
Emo: And I'm questioning why I was beginning to think you were... OK.
Piano freak: Don't fall into the trap.
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Saiouma/Oumasai Texting stuff/story
FanfictionThis is sorta an AU where they have the same personalities as the killing game. Monokuma and the monokubs are still head teacher but they have the same lifestyles as their pre-game selves. So kokichi is still having abuse from his parents and is poo...
