Chapter 2

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*Wednesday 11:00am*

Piano freak: How's everyone this morning?

Bitch liar: What time is it?

Cumdumpster: There's a clock on your phone you fuckin' idiot!

Bitch liar: Oh? 11:00am? I woke up early. Goodnight.

Mum: Young man. What would your mother say if she saw you sleeping in?

Bitch liar: She'd throw me against a wall and tell me to wake my ugly ass up....JK! Just kidding!!!

Emo: Is he just kidding?

Piano freak: What do you mean shuichi?

Emo: AHHH! Thinking and typing again! I gotta stop doing that!
  
***Wednesday 7:47pm***
Space guy: Guys I'm Ss H OO K rn

Piano freak: Why's that?

Space guy: So me, shuichi, kokichi, rantaro, gonta and kiibo are having a manly man's night sleepover and kokichi goes missing. So we assume he went to the bathroom. I go to take out the trash and I look inside and guess who's sitting inside smiling back at me with his creepy ass grin. So I ran back into the room and hid in the closet.

Avocado: Kaito open the damn closet door. It was just kokichi!

Bitch liar: 😈😈

Avocado: How did your broke ass even get a phone! Stop freaking people out.

Bitch liar has left the chat

Emo: Seriously rantaro. Did you have to be that harsh? It's a touchy subject to mention that, now I have to convince him to join the chat again.

Cumdumpster: I'm sorry, but since when did you care about him poo-ichi.

Emo: Anyway. I'm going to go find him.

***Wednesday 1:56am***

Bitch liar: Can we be immortal?

Dumb bug boi: Why you ask kokichi?

Bitch liar: I want to live on this world forever with the one I love. I want the moments never to end.

Emo: Kokichi, How tired are you right now?

Bitch liar: In 1918 WW1 ended.

Emo: Go to sleep before I come over there and strangle you to death.

Bitch liar: How do you know your not dreaming or hallucinating?

Emo: Because I'm watching you type this from across the room.

Bitch liar: You are veeerrry observant ,detective, now catch me! As I throw this weapon at you

*Legit throws a pillow at him*

Emo: I'll catch you in a second now get over here you little!!!

Space guy: Both of you get back here. Where the hell are you going?!?!

Hangry assasin: Fun night?

Space guy: 😤😤😤 

  

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