Question One: Have you ever sharted yourself?
Question Two: Are you a bottom in sex?
That's a bit personal. (Louis totally bottoms)
Question Three: Is Louis good in bed?
The best I've ever had.
Question Four: Who tops? or do you take turns?
I top more than Louis does.
Question Five: Why did you post nudes on SnapChat?
Is yolo an acceptable answer?
Question Six: Was Louis mad you posted nudes?
He's the one who leaked the video.
Question Seven: Why are you so cute?
If I knew, I would tell you.
Question Eight: Do you top or bottom? Are you happy with Louis?
What's with all these sex questions? I top. Louis bottoms. And I'm very happy with Louis, he's an a amazing husband.
Question One: Do you ever find yourself second guessing your love for Michael?
Is the sky blue?
Question Two: Do you think Niall should take Harry's last name?
No cause Harry is totally going to bottom.
Question Three: Do you love Michael?
Course I do. That's what boyfriends are supposed to do... love each other.
Question Four: Do you have a tongue piercing?
I have a lip piercing.
Question Five: Do you love or have feelings for Michael?
Course I do.
Question One: Do you dream about your dead turtle?
No... That's creepy
Question Two: Do you ever find yourself loving your turtle in a more intimate way?
I might be desperate but I'm not that desperate
Question Three: On a scale from 1 to 10, how much would you like a special person like boyfriend/girlfriend?
Probably around an eight or nine. I dunno, just depends on the day really.
Question Four: How is Timmy? He needs a girlfriend, tell Harry to buy you a another one.
Timmy is great, and I did. He won't get me another one. Apparently I'm not responsible enough to take care of two, but then again this is coming from the Turtle Killer
Question Five: How's your turtle Timmy? Does Harry try to kill him?
He's great, and not yet. There are moments though were I'm pretty sure he's thinking about it.
Question Six: Has Harry tried to kill your turtle yet?
No, but then again I don't let him around Timmy without adult supervision.
Question Seven: When will you and Timmy marry?
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Burning Up (n.h. + h.s.)(Sequel to Shiver)(Book Two)Fanfiction
-| just because you win the battle, doesn't mean you've won the war|- "You know... I was serious when I said I was going to marry you." "I know." "Then why don't we go get married right now? We can fly to Vegas... Drive thru wedding. I've heard th...