Texting part 5

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Warning: Funny stuff

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Tord: Hey Jehovah Witness

Tom: The heck you want?!

Tord: I'm bored ಥ_ಥ

Tom: You're always bored, SMH.

Tord: What does SMH mean?

Tom: Seriously, it means 'Shaking my head'. Can't believe that you're so stupid.

Tord: REEEEEEE! I'M NOT STUPID! I'M JUST NOT AN INTERNET GEEK LIKE YOU!! 。゜(`Д')゜。。゜(`Д')゜。

Tom: I might be an internet addict, but you're an emoticon addict.

Tord: Well they look cool and kawaii! 。◕‿◕。

Tom: Well, TTYL.

Tord: What does TTYL mean? ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Tom: TALK TO YOU LATER! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Tord: Ooooo~ didn't know you like emoticons! (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ

Tom: I only use them when necessary, I don't like them that much...

Tord: ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ I WILL MURDERER YOU FOR NOT LIKING EMOTICONS!!

Tom: Bruh, You're such a drama queen. I can hate what I want, it's my life. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Tord: I NEED HALP!

Tom: Why are you asking me for help, commie. Ask Edd's help.

Tord: HOW DO YOU MAKE A CHILD SHUT UP!? ಠoಠ

Tom: Put duck tape on his/her mouth.

Tord: Thank you!

Tom: NP.

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Tom: I have bad news commie.

Tord: What?

Tom: Edd is forcing me to talk to you, and if you leave/don't respond, than Matt will come and force you, so we have to chat

Tord: Oof.

Tom: THIS ISN'T ROBLOX!!

Tord: Jeez sorry...

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Tamara: TORI, WHERE DID YOU PUT STEVE!?

Tori: I don't know sweetheart.

Tamara: DON'T CALL ME THAT AND GIVE ME MY FRICKING BASS BACK!!

Tori: Let me think...Nah.

Tamara: GIVE HIM BACK TORI!

Tori: Not with that attitude sweetheart.

Tamara: Says the one that will beat the crap out of you if you steal her hentai! Just give him back.

Tori: Give me a kiss on the cheek then I'll give him back.

Tamara: You know what?! Fine!

Tori: (。◕‿‿◕。) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Tamara: I won't give you a kiss, if you don't stop using those emoticons for at least an hour.

Tori: Fine :     -     (

Tamara: ISTG >=|

Tori: What does ISTG mean? :     -       3

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