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When someone else flirts with you:

Benjamin Pavard
He sneers and insults them

Jesse Lingard
He starts a fight

Lionel Messi
He doesn't have to do anything as everyone knows not to touch Lionel's girl

Marc Bartra
He shows them his and your wedding rings

Robert Lewandowski
You two make out in front of them

Paul Pogba
He straight up demands a dance battle

Paulo Dybala
He laughs and kisses you in your favourite spot to make sure everyone knows you're taken

Philippe Coutinho
He gives them the most dirtiest of glares

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