"I needa take a piss I'll be right back"
"I swear to god I'll snatch her weave so fast that her future children with be born and will stay bald for the rest of their lives"
"I'm straight, I like penus okay?"
"Like, if you don't know how to edit, than just like, don't edit dude"
"Why does everyone think I'm gay?"
"I jUSt wEEzEd sO h a R d"
"I'm waiting for Finn Wolfhard to adopt me"
"Turns out I'm going to the field trip, can I still bunk with y a l l?"