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Girl: I'm having heart surgery today
Boy: I know
Girl: I love you
Boy: love you more

After the surgery.....

Girl: where is he?
Dad: don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: *starts crying*
Dad: I'm kidding he went to the cafeteria.

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