im havING REALLY REALLY BAD LUKE FEELS HE MAKES ME A HOT MESS, LIKE I WANT HIM TO DO ME RIGHT AGAINST THE WALL THEN CUDDLE AND WATCH MOVIES AND THE PHOTO ON THE SIDE MAKES ME SUPER HAPPY AND SAD HElp ((creds to whoever's selfie it is - u win @ life))
Ebony and the boys have only been in Los Angeles for three days and those times the boys have been out doing rehearsals and appearances, and Ebony had been alone most of the day, ordering room service and watching movies, she didn't feel like doing anything, she was still terribly jet-lagged and no idea how the boys are doing it, getting up at around six in the morning and coming back to the hotel much much later.
Ebony couldn't even get up and go to the shower, and another negative her crapms have been progressively getting worse and she honestly just wants to cut her uterus out, she wondered why must males be so lucky and not to be cursed with their balls insides turning and not bleeding through their penis?
Ebony then she realised females are better and stronger than males.
Today she actually had plans to leave the hotel, to visit her parents, she was meant to visit them yesterday but she really couldn't move, so today it is and it's the boys' last day of rehearsals which means ashton and the rest finish earlier than usual.
Ebony needed to buy more underwear (she leaked once or twice) only in her underwear - she'd been mortified if it got anywhere else, but luckily didn't. She wants to cut her uterus but then jumped with joy when she realised it didn't get on the hotel sheets or her sweatpants. For such a small a person, I have a pretty heavy flow - she wondered to herself.
The place she wanted to shop was Victoria's Secret, (not!) for lingerie but for her actual underwear, she was much needed some new ones and the stores are always bigger in Cali than they are in Sydney, the downside Ashton insisted a guard go with her. Ebony didn't really see why? She can walk around without a guard, pff!
Plus she'd fell very very uncomfortable with him seeing her go in the store. Ashton then started texting her, she giggled, loving that they have nicknames, but nothing cheesy like 'my man, my boo bear and my bae' all these names cringed her out, but hey. Ashton and Ebony are far from normal when they are together - instead they have idiot Ashton and ebony stinky bum which they both prefer. (well Ashton changed her name in his to stinky ebony),
idiot ashton: these rehearsals are dragging so much
stinky ebony: they'll be over soon, and you know you really love it
idiot ashton: but they really are dragging
stinky ebony: it will be like a little celebration for you - like when you win