<D-Man>

okay soooo alison told me that peters raising his daughter from the dead and theyre all on a hit list

<Jax>

ooooh fun times in beacon hills

<D-Man>

make u wanna come back?

<Jax>

not particularly

<D-Man>

darn

<Jax>

any new girls?

<D-Man>

Malia, peters other daughter, non deceased, who spent most of her life as a coyote
who is dating Kira, the new asian girl, who turns into a fox

<Jax>

that town turns everyone gay im not even jokin

<D-Man>

we're homonormative
and yet im still single

<Jax>

u wouldnt b in england
tons of homo here

<D-Man>

thanks for the tip xD

<Jax>

hey so casual question of no relation to anything
its dark orange or a shamefully hipster shade of green, right

<D-Man>

my favourite colour? yes

<Jax>

gotcha

<D-Man>

why?

<Jax>

did u kno ppl here have zero iced tea
and they sound like assholes
and they smell weird

<D-Man>

way to avoid my question
also that was rude
i would talk but it's late i don't wanna keep u

<Jax>

no, it's fine, u can keep me up all night

<D-Man>

i might

<Jax>

i'm 100% behind that motion

<D-Man>

the only motion u should be behind is the thrusting one of my pelvis

<Jax>

OMG THAT WAS THE GREATESTTT

<D-Man>

that joke is my best one yet

<Jax>

whaaatever

<D-Man>

what time is it?

<Jax>

idk its early

<D-Man>

is the little hand bent in front of the long one
is so ur ahead of me

<Jax>

the only thing long thing i wanna be bent in front of is attached to ur thrusting pelvis

<D-Man>

O M G

<D-Man>

that was p good quality joke

<Jax>

my jokes r always comedy
my humour can go crazy hard, any way you pull it, shootin all over you

<D-Man>

the only hard thing i want to pull on and have shoot all over me is ur dick

<Jax>

WHEN DID WE GET THIS GAY

<D-Man>

UR NOT EVEN GAY
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THIS GAY

<Jax>

well thats news

<D-Man>

#shocked and appaled

<Jax>

im sure
how long u sleep?

<D-Man>

not that long

<Jax>

y?

<D-Man>

im watching alison
and im not extremely exhausted yet

<Jax>

greatttt
get on skype

<D-Man>

y

<Jax>

cos i wanna c ur dumb face stupid

<D-Man>

oh yeah
fine

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