<D-Man>
okay soooo alison told me that peters raising his daughter from the dead and theyre all on a hit list
<Jax>
ooooh fun times in beacon hills
<D-Man>
make u wanna come back?
<Jax>
not particularly
<D-Man>
darn
<Jax>
any new girls?
<D-Man>
Malia, peters other daughter, non deceased, who spent most of her life as a coyote
who is dating Kira, the new asian girl, who turns into a fox
<Jax>
that town turns everyone gay im not even jokin
<D-Man>
we're homonormative
and yet im still single
<Jax>
u wouldnt b in england
tons of homo here
<D-Man>
thanks for the tip xD
<Jax>
hey so casual question of no relation to anything
its dark orange or a shamefully hipster shade of green, right
<D-Man>
my favourite colour? yes
<Jax>
gotcha
<D-Man>
why?
<Jax>
did u kno ppl here have zero iced tea
and they sound like assholes
and they smell weird
<D-Man>
way to avoid my question
also that was rude
i would talk but it's late i don't wanna keep u
<Jax>
no, it's fine, u can keep me up all night
<D-Man>
i might
<Jax>
i'm 100% behind that motion
<D-Man>
the only motion u should be behind is the thrusting one of my pelvis
<Jax>
OMG THAT WAS THE GREATESTTT
<D-Man>
that joke is my best one yet
<Jax>
whaaatever
<D-Man>
what time is it?
<Jax>
idk its early
<D-Man>
is the little hand bent in front of the long one
is so ur ahead of me
<Jax>
the only thing long thing i wanna be bent in front of is attached to ur thrusting pelvis
<D-Man>
O M G
<D-Man>
that was p good quality joke
<Jax>
my jokes r always comedy
my humour can go crazy hard, any way you pull it, shootin all over you
<D-Man>
the only hard thing i want to pull on and have shoot all over me is ur dick
<Jax>
WHEN DID WE GET THIS GAY
<D-Man>
UR NOT EVEN GAY
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THIS GAY
<Jax>
well thats news
<D-Man>
#shocked and appaled
<Jax>
im sure
how long u sleep?
<D-Man>
not that long
<Jax>
y?
<D-Man>
im watching alison
and im not extremely exhausted yet
<Jax>
greatttt
get on skype
<D-Man>
y
<Jax>
cos i wanna c ur dumb face stupid
<D-Man>
oh yeah
fine
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Teen Wolf Texts (Sterek And Scisaac Fluff)
FanfictionJust a little bit of Sterek Or maybe a lot of Sterek Okay who am I kidding the whole fic is Sterek fluff. Except for the Scisaac, Which is also very fluffy. All in all, this is just a very homosexual, Teen Wolf piece of cotton candy for you to shove...
