Time: 7:46 am
Current mode: drapple
I woke up and the first thing I noticed was that I was tied to a tree. I looked around and saw Gollum and cookie monster sleeping on the ground. Cookie monster was snoring loudly.
I tried to squirm free of the vines that held me, but they were too tight. Suddenly, as if it sensed I was awake, Gollum woke up.
"Hes awake, my precious.... Yyyeeeeesssss, he is..... Lots of meat on his boneses my precious, yesssssss...."
Gollum started to slink slowly closer.
"Get away from me you foul loathsome little cockroach!" I yelled, but Gollum was unperturbed by my words and only slunk closer.
"Yyyyyeeeeeesssssssss," it hissed, and then dashed back. When it came back, it was carrying my sword.
"Get your filthy hands off my sword!" I bellowed, but Gollum only slunk closer. It raised the sword over its head and carved a massive chunk of flesh off my leg.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOHMYGODITHURTSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOHGODMAKEITSTOPPLEASEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAITSTINGSSOBADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed, as Gollum started to munch on the bloody slab.
"COOKIE MONSTER WANT SOME TOO,"Cookie monster shouted, woken by my screams of agony.
Gollum hissed, but reluctantly tore off a hunk from his piece and gave it to Cookie Monster. "NOM NOM NOM," roared the slobbery blue beast as he gobbled it up noisily, "NOT AS GOOD AS COOKIES!" and he curled up to go back to sleep.
"Yyyyeeeesssssssssssssss my precious, good meat, yyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssss,"
Gollum muttered, and it picked up the sword to cut off another slice.
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