The Haikyuu!! Trashcan

Well Hello Fellow Trashies! (Introduction)

Author:  Hello fellow Haikyuu trashies! And welcome to The Haikyuu!! Trashcan!! Now before we beg-

Hinata: *pops in* Kon'nichiwa everyone!! I'm Hinata Shoyo, aiming to become just like the Small Giant!

Kageyama: *storms in* What do you think you're doing BOKE!

Hinata: WHA!! I'm just saying hello to the readers, Bakayama!

Kageyama: *glares* And yet you decided to interrupt author-kun, huh?!

Author: *sweat drops* I-I didn't mind Kags

Hinata: See!! At least I'm welcomed!

Kageyama: BAKA!

Author: Well, while you're here Kags, why don't you greet the readers. KINDLY!

Kageyama: A-Ah. Hai. Kon'nichiwa readers, eettoo...I'm Kageyama Tobio, the setter for Karasuno

Author: *smirks* Now was that so hard~

Kageyama: *twitch* yoU-

Nishinoya and Tanaka: *sprints in* DID SOMEONE SAY SENPAI?!

Author: N-No one said-

Nishinoya and Tanaka: BECAUSE WE HAVE ARRIVED

Hinata: *eyes sparkle* So cooolll!!

Tanaka: *chuckles* An awesome senpai is always there for their Kouhai's! Call me Tanaka-Senpai

Hinata: WHA!! Tanaka-Senpai!

Tanaka: *smugly smiles* Again!

Hinata: Tanaka-Senpai!

Tanaka: *pats Hinata's head and chuckles in happiness*

Author: *smiles* Welcome Nishinoya-Senpai and Tanaka-Senpai!

Nishinoya and Tanaka: *shivers in delight*

Nishinoya: I'm buying you a popsicle later author-chan

Author: Yay!!

Tanaka: Ahh! Almost forgot! *clears throat* Sup readers!! I'm Tanaka Ryunosuke, but you shall call me Senpai!

Nishinoya: Nice Ryu!! Yosha! Heyo readers, I'm Nishinoya Yu and I'll always protect your backs as the libero for karasuno!

Author and Hinata: So cool!!

Author: *clears throat* Now, to continue what I was saying-

Yamaguchi: *walks in practically dragging Tsukishima* Come on Tsukki! Author-chan invited us, so we have to come!

Tsukishima: I don't see a need to be here *sees Kageyama* Ahh, if it isn't the king himself

Kageyama: *whips head around* whAT DID YOU SAY?!

Tsukishima: *chuckles* Oh right, you probably couldn't hear that over your huge ego

Kageyama: *tick mark appears* whY YOU-

Author: Whoa whoa whoa! Let's all just calm down before things get out of hand

Yamaguchi: Y-Yeah, author-chan is right

Tsukishima: *a tall glass of sarcasm* Of course, not like the king is smart enough to understand that anyhow

Kageyama: THAT'S IT

*kageyama jumps at tsukishima, but hinata gets a hold of him in time*

*Daichi, Suga, and Asahi walks in*

Nishinoya: Asahi-san!

Asahi: A-Ah! Kon'nichiwa Nishinoya-san

Suga: *sees hinata struggling to hold off kageyama from attacking* I knew something was going on in here

Daichi: *sighs* Tsukishima, what did you do

Author: I think the real question is, what didn't Tsukki do.

Yamaguchi: *snickers*

Author: Ok, can I PLEASE finish what I was saying!

*ruckus continues*

Daichi: *glares at group*

*everyone (except Suga)immediately sits down (though Tsukishima did this at his own pace)*

Suga: You can go ahead now *motherly smile*

Author: *smiles back* Great! Now, before we begin, I just want to explain a bit of what this book is going to be about. This will contain some random content, such as what has happened now, and more! There will be memes and vines all surrounding Haikyuu and you readers can even ask ANYONE from haikyuu truth or dares too!

Hinata: Whoa~! That sounds awesome author-chan!

Author: *smiles proudly* I know right! Now, without further ado, let's start this book!

Daichi: Karasunooo, FIGHT!

Everyone: YEAH!!

Author: Hope you enjoy this trash-fest!