Chapter Seventeen-Love and Terror, along with Healthy-ish Vampires.

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CHAPTER SEVENTEEN

"NOOO!" He had lunged at the love of my life.

He was going to kill Fred. "NOO! BUBBY STOP!!" I shouted at him, again.

"YOUR IN LOVE WITH MY SISTER!?!?!" He shouted. He didn't shout this at me (THANK GOD!), but he shouted it at Freddy.

I ran over to Rico, throwing him off of the Fredward he had just tackled. He pushed me off of himself, grabbing Fred's neck with both hands.

"RICO YOU STOP IT THIS INSTANT!" It wasn't me who said this.

Rico let go of Fred dropping him to the ground. I ran over, throwing my arms around my new, teehee, BOYFREIND's waist. He wiped the tears from my cheeks and we both looked back at Rico, our heads turning because of the noise he had made. He was staring at the vampire girl who had just screeched at him.

"Zee-Zee? But-" Rico was...well...there's no other word for it than shocked...

"NO butts. Those are for monkeys!" She broke him off, obviously upset.

We all looked at her, showing no emotion. Except me who was holding back a laugh. Ha. Monkey Butts...

"Hey, Zee what's...goin on..." I couldn't see Freddy's face, so I had no idea what emotion he displayed as he said this.

Zee rolled her eyes. "Nothin much Fred. Just here savin your butt." I held back another outburst. HAHA! Monkey butts....

"ZEEEEEE!" Rico whined like a little boy.

"RIIIIIICCOOOOOOOO!!" She retorted, causing me to giggle.

Rosie skipped out of the bushes, winking at Fred. I growled.

"WAIT A MINUTE!!" I screamed, climbing a tree, hanging upside down from a branch.

"Zee, you look healthy-ish! How much blood did you drink?!?" I shouted, my ears ringing from being upside down.

Rosie scrunched up her face, but said nothin, causeing me to snicker, EVILY! My evil snicker is pretty awesome. "hehehe." NOT HEE HEE HEE. But more like Heh Heh Heh. But way fast.

"I just drank the entire cooler, and I have been holding in my pee and barf." She then gave a quick nod.

I giggled. "What?" Zee demanded. "BARF!" I shouted and I giggled again.

Freddy smiled, and I laughed more. Rico glared and Zee rolled her eyes smiling.

Then the scariest thing in the world happened. Rico exploded, but not like bomb exploded, but his clothes were all ripped and he was no longer HUMAN.

My eyes went wide and my breath caught.

I won't say it. But I have to. NO! YES! NO!

Oh, turd.

THAT'S RIGHT I WIN YOU BIG OLD MONKEY BUTT!

HAHA. Monkey butts.....

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