Kpop Hunger Games

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Who would die first in a kpop version of hunger games?

SHINee: Except for Minho, all dead. Taemin and Key die of extreme girlishness, Jonghyun gets distracted by a twitter notification and gets shot, while Onew trips and dies of Onew condition.

U-Kiss: Died of extreme femininity.

SNSD: Except for maybe Hyoyeon and Yuri, dead. Especially Jessica who refused to run.

2NE1: Gets pretty far, naega che chalaga bxtches ~

Brown Eyed Girls: pretty far, especially Narsha.

B.A.P: Daehyun is still alive, thinking it was all about food. Although Jongup was shot while he stood there in confusion.

Super Junior: Probably all dead, killed by Kyuhyun.

BTS: "We are bulletproof!" *gets shot by arrows and dies*

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